Finished Folds (41—60)
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2. Occasionally, however, those parents and spouses would feel uncomfortable with this invasion of their personal space. Especially when the doctor would draw a smiley face on his
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2if it meant pretending to have an epileptic fit in the wine aisle and projectile vomiting on random shoppers with my pants around my ankles. God, I hate this store.
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2Then she reached them to her daughter. As she grasped for the eyeballs, Moreen pulled back her arm, then flung them violently into the wood chipper. "There now," she said, "I
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2, branches and thorns ripping my dress to ribbons and ruining my makeup. In desperation, I decided to set a trap for the clown who was in hot pursuit. I began to scratch at the
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3des of "When Good Animals Go Bad". He really had an unhealthy desire to watch the rerun of the hippy getting gored by a cornered bull as she tried to channel its essence.
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4the sharp fragments but, to Zed's surprise, didn't scream or even wince in pain. Instead, Art shot a frightening glance at Zed. The moist corners of his mouth began to quiver
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1the chicken nuggets in a neat pattern on the dirty cafeteria table. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder is not for the light of heart, he thought. Suddenly,
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1caress my monkey. There's no shame in a white stain, baby.
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1I could swear I had super-human strength. So, I came out of my shell. I tore open my shirt and shouted iwth a confident voice, "Here I am world! Here is the mighty
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0c imitates the masterful ingenuity of Barney, the only trans-species composer. He was brave enough to be himself and dress in a purple Tyrannosaurus Rex outfit made of toxic foam.
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2shall never taste the same without Mountain Dew!" she exclaimed nefariously. Billy reached cautiously for the first of sixteen bags, never taking his eyes off of the cashier.
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0by the guy in the corner who was tugging at his pants frantically while his eyeballs rotated uncontrollably in opposite directions. Summer and Sarah darted for the door when
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4into her coven of deceitful witches. "Now, my pretties, it is time for you to taste my wrath" she cooed. One by one, she picked up the boys and threw them into
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3you look so damn sexy in that cling film outfit you made for yourself while you were in the mental ward. Other than that, you're useless and you sweat too much! Get out of my
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1"What if that bobblehead was fully conscious, what would he be thinking about me?" wondered Dane Faltrob.
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2Or so he thought. Those cunning little tuxedo wearing creatures would get the best of him. They hid in the shadows, darting from corner to corner. He didn't have a second to was
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4But they sell the severed fingers of little children as treats, however less pretentious their clientele might be. I had to make a decision, which place would I offer my custom?
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2the fact that I was wearing my trousers on my head. Everyone else in the cell gave me strange looks, but I didn't care. I just kept barking like a wild dog and foaming from my
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0to kill them would be to kill the no-leggeds. At what point does one stop caring? Kill them all I say... kill them all.
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2It always makes my right cheek tingle with pleasure when my left cheek addresses it so. That left cheek is such a naughty fellow. It's too bad that