Finished Folds (61—77)
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1. And it's hard to get arrested without punching children in the face to make them unhappy. It's all an infinite loop; circular logic. What comes first the chicken or the
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1Too cool his hand off he violently thrust it into his anus. "Grrrrrrr..." he purred as he licked his fingers clean, one by one, "Just one more, yes?".
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0long shot. "My job it to pick up trash, not to pick up shit!" he screamed at the top of his lungs, trying to fight back the tears. But, those cries of anguish didn't stop
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2I have this gigantic head growing out of my neck! What's the dealio? I didn't sign up for this. I just wanted to go to Paris and not be bored, but those damned mimes
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2She scrambled to her feet but slipped again, this time driving her head completely into the toilet. Her knuckles were rapped by the toilet lid slamming on top of them. She
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2and her little pets. Well, they weren't really pets. They were balls of feces with corn for eyes and intestinal membrane for mouths. Nevertheless, Mrs. Frogges began
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0But that's because my family is full of disgusting pedophiles that are covered in chancre sores from head to toe. Who would want to buy gifts for hideous beasts like that? No one.
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3is funky too, especially when he runs a few laps around the school track fully clad in paper bags and aluminium foil. You can smell the funk off of him, like that one girl
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1that she looks stunning. As stunning as a dwarf that's covered in third-degree burns over 90% of its body. She's ugly as sin, Martha! What's wrong with *you*?", she screamed.
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2barrier. Wincing in pain and filled with regret, he muttered the words, "If only I wore my shoes..." before breathing his last. The clowns wandered up to the scene of the crash
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2because I stubbed my toe. Please don't deny me my feast, you wretched beast. For thou shalt not return
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2I suppose that it's no different than being a Freegan, except it's sort of like a renewable resource Freegan. I'm hungry.
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0reduced traction. For the first time, Donald Crabtree felt like he could fly! Suddenly, he came to an abrupt and violent stop as slammed into an enormous pile of
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4leprechaun, I realised that I had to urinate uncontrollably. I tried to run to the nearest corner as inconspicuously as possible, but
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1ticket booth with his dentures drenched in saliva in one outstretched hand and a moldy carrot in the other. If only he
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4. But what she didn't know was that I took acid on Tuesday afternoons to unwind completely nude with my genitals covered in chocolate and red lipstick circles painted around my
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0, sniveling bastard. It's perfectly delicious! Is that it? There, you heard it straight from my mouth which is full of my own broiled flesh!