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let out a squeal of horror, "No!!!!!" I couldn't help but laugh, kids are so clueless these days..."Yeah, Momdads are pretty common thing nowadays" My brother sat dumbstruck -
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to make sure to erase the dotted lines behind Billy from the circus so that the aisle could be clear when the bride walked. After all the preparations were made, the big day arrive
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HumDum decided however, that in order to enjoy life to his fullest potential he needed to take risks, even if it meant risking a crack on his eggshell to strike a deal. So he jumpe
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name is Spinther?!" Venus glared right back at Vulcan and replied "The best kind, it's mah baby, and imma name him whatever the hell I want"
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believe she has the audacity to call me her child, or even have a say in any matter of my life. Nevertheless, I have come to accept these things as they are, for if it weren't for
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So there was once a guy who liked pie right? And this guy basically would do anything for pie, cause you know he loves pie. So one day this guy is just walking in the neighbo
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"Wow, what a weird analogy", I thought to myself. Then I flipped on to the other side of bed and dreamt about
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But when the mousy woman tried to attach the long-lost tail, she could not as she now only had a pus-filled scab stump in its place and maggots infested the tail. Depressed she
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"You know when you like do that thing where you like say that thing that's like-- You know like... You know?"
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He hadn't the slightest idea...
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around expectantly. Unbeknownst to the the-people-who-enjoy-terrorizing-the-lives-of-others-with-religious-excuses, there plans for world domination was about to crumble
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The elder then looked at the kids square in the eyes and said "What the f*ck are you looking at?!"
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Jerry smugly looked back at him and nonchantly replied the reply that would've made any teenager proud, "I know."
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drink the night before must have also made a mess of me... Which probably explains how I got bitten, and also explains the whole zombie thing. Yeah... Anyways, about Dracula...
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task. Nevertheless, I put my heart and soul into everything I did and suddenly, the NBA was in reach. All my hard work and dedication was paying off. Then, the unthinkable happened
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It matched perfectly with the two kung fu fighters that were fighting in the center of the room. I was pleased, it was going to be an entertaining evening. I went into the kitchen
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He had no idea how he got there, he was on the set of Mission Impossible 5 the last time he remembered. Now hundreds of people were cheering for his death. "Is this a scene from