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dancing area. But soon, evil people from the gang MAFIA charged the place with tommy guns blazing, and blew several thousand holes into the place, and three people died. 4 hurt. -
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A broken robot lay in the corner of the room, it's blinking insides that had been exposed light up the room very dimly. She stepped back into something cold and hard... And moving.
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But then, at that moment, he understood everything about what happened in the room. Bacon Lord happened.
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gay, he realized that the watermelon had injected him with a mysterioud substance. "Oh god!! WH DO I HAVE BOOBS?!" he screamed. The formidable melon replied, experimental steroids"
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The Nazi's second attempt at a succesful holocaust when I was only 22! We charged Poland, and battle ensued. But for some reason,
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Once, Cthulu was speeding down the dusty road of the Sahara Desert in his jeep with his best nud, spiky haired Black dude. SHBD challenged him to a retard battle, so he
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teach 12 year old girls how to be prostitutes. I felt terrible, but ti would gain me a sweet $45 dollars a pop. Still, I noticed the children community becoming worse and worse.
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wrapped around my neck, and the purse opened and closed rapidly. "Fatty! Why would you get the quadruple?!?!" It squeezed tighter and tighter until everything went black. For ever.
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No one came to his funeral except a lone camel. The camel stood there drinking the entire time, the people that happened to pass by the funeral were wierded out, and finally
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playing to much World of Warcraft. He was playing as his orc character too much, and eventually turned into him. He became the laughing stock of the school, and suicide ensued, but
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theat one wierd person across the street. He was a transvestite and everyone was terrified of his gay insincts. But he would pretty much eat anything. The people around me made me
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And by waves we mean literally WAVES. Apparently, god was angry about this parody, and sent 3 different tsunamis to 3 major cities. With these cities gone, the world fell apart.
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long before someone stood up suddenly and screamed at him to shut up, that started a yelling fight between the two, resulting in someone throwing a chair at "Big J"'s face. We had
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I turned around and looked at them funny, slowly pulling out a sledge hammer from a nearby toolbox, "W-what are u doing?" Tom asked. Thier screams echoed through the
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Mega Robo Sheep. It shot wooly lazers from it large mouth and blew the FUCkING EARS off of evil gardeners left and right!! However, some religious dude, (Homer), sacrificed it for
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"Suck my cock, RIGHT NOW BRO!!" did, and he was all like, "OH HELL YEH!!" But then Cthulu broke throuh the wall and starteda WRESTLING match with the thing, I WAS STILL SUCKING IT
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pulled out his magical pony gun and screaed, "I WILL TURN INTO A POP TART CAT AND BLOW THAT PLANE TO PIECES WITH MY RAINBOW SHIT!!" And so he id, but the plane, at the last second,
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And I did, those Cheerios splattered SO HARD all over her "coconut bangers" I screamed in embarrasment, but she just had this wierd look frozen on her face, so I tried to
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the seagull in which we hit appeared at my window. It's eyes were gouged out, but it still squawkd out what sounded like, "I want you to usck min" I shot mayonaise at it's
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The land of endless roses spread beneath Cthuly in his hot air balloon. He sighed, he was melancholy. How was he supposed to be the hero? His purple octopus friend piped up & said,