Finished Folds (21—40)
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1was filled with jew-hating cartoons that sang about the odd of things. Tht universe was named "Disney" By a man named Walt. The scientists of earth televised that universe, and
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0saw a large evil zebra giving her the "How ya' doin'?" look. She was pissed of that her prey was hitting on her, so she lunged and ripped his throat out, just as he
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0to kill several thousand angry canadians and feed ther blood to russians. The russins, in return for my kindness, would give me a special typ of chemo that woul kill TD in 32 years
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0faghating. He was extremely pissed off that more than 2 fags existed on planet Earth, so he zapped the fag within 3 seconds with his anti-fag lightning! I was super victotious! But
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2I recoiled i horror and began screaming. He just laughed maniacly. It was really wierd looking, and was old and hairy. I almost bashed my head against a tree to death, but
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0Papa Smurf. But even HE died after 2 years, when the remains were plunged once again by the evil. But now that I stand here overlooking it... It looks so large and... alive.. I
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0The moped hummed quietly on the empty road. Buildings wizzed passed me. The Briefcase was still on the bak of the vehicle. They were catching up. I sighed and sped towards the wall
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0I realized the consequences. Why must I be sperated from everyone I loved? They killed my grandma, and now her! I swore to kill the person that did it, but I found out that it was
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4hell that was supposed to mean, but I picked up the ranch and walked away slowly. The street was deserted, but I couldn't help the feeling of being watched. Finally, I turnd around
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5dropped in a gutter on thier way to the yearly sacrifice. I couldn't survive, but some refugees took me in. I currently llive in an empty football stadium with 50 others. I need to
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0The plant was shelterd in a hollow grove in the ground. Small waterfalls made light noises all around. It was beautifal, and was about to end Cancer. I reached slowly forward to it
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0the aliens catch up with us. We swam with all our might. My friend got too tired, and we could only watch as he sank to the bottom of the ocean depths. We saw an island in the mist
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4Put my Chevy into a car crusher and listen to it scream as it's entire body was crushed into a flat piece of junk metal that I could take home as a souvenir and hang it on my wall.
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1told me that If I beat them to a tree, they would buy me a large pizza from papa johns. I said yes, but they cheated and used Nascars. I got angry so I pulled out a katana and
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2He pulled his pants down. His dick was a small pistol. He started flying, literally flying towards me. I was like m"OH CRAP NOOOOO!!!!" He was like,
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0But then, those damn pokemon rangers appeared around the corner and began shooting these wierd-ass little disc things around me. They screamed, "U E SUPER DUMB" I was pissed, so I
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4Wierd Al Yankovic. He pulled out a flamethrower and pointed it at me. "DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE VIRUS IS?!?!" He yelled angrily. I just said, "You can't burn me in the rain!" Then he
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0knife and cut myself free. The padded room had a low cieling. I noticed a loose panel that would release me into the rest of the facility. I pryed at it but it wouldn't open! Then,
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0At that point I realized, those canadians, no matter how strong or powerful they are, can never force anyone to do thier bidding again. They are stuck in the endless void of space.
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3shoot through the window and swing onto the streets below. I did so and laughed out loud as I looked at the suprised faces of my former captors. However, one of them pulled out a