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"What?!" Weasley replied. "How could you possibly love me? I'm a freaking cat for god's sake!" -
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sleep completely naked. That way, the spider won't be able to crawl into his boxers because he's not wearing any! Genius.
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"Why the hell are you talking to that damn picture?!" Richard's mom shouted. "The dishes aren't going to wash themselves!". Richard was shocked. His mom was still alive! He could h
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the guitar wasn't made for them. Still, that doesn't stop Bob the guinea pig from trying to play one. He had always wanted to be the best guitar player ever and by being in this ba
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The fire was catching up to him. Perhaps he wasn't running fast enough. Then again, his "running" was more of a "slow jog". Maybe he was giving up.
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"I don't get it," Qwerty said. "Who did what again?" "Oh my God," Asdf said. He had already told Qwerty about it three times. "Are you even listening?!"
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That is completely normal. After all, I do have seven wrist watches inside my briefcase.
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"What happened to your mustache?"
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they're really just man boobs. Really expensive and fake man boobs. It's not like he had a choice. The man boobs play an important role in his next mission.
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Or would he spend the rest of the day searching for that elusive toothbrush?
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But then I realized something. There is no exit. So, there I froze, a look of terror on my face and a shotgun with no bullets in my hands. I knew that the rabid Bierbar fan could