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The grass grew larger, and blades whipped out and grabbed Charlie the wizard by the arms and legs. "No, Please stop! I gave you life, I did this! OBEY ME!" charlie screamed. But -
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Maybe I just smoke too much weed. or maybe I'm not smoking enough. I took the spliff from behind my ear, lit up, and decided that life's too short to create anything at all.
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They drew big breasted women, phallic imagery and scratched made up metal band names in the margins. "Ma'am, we'll put our best team on it," they told her, holding back chuckles.
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The martian lifted his arms, and in both his pits hung two scrotums, undulating from his quick movement. Every one with half a brain knows are testies hang from our pits! Lowering
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Firemen stared at her bosoms with their jaws hanging open like the maw of hell. She squeezed them together and winked at the men. They were all in for a night of wild sex.
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so fat, it didn't seem possible in the realm of physics that it should fit on his head without making him topple over. "I got him," said bob. "he's that serial flasher from Prog."
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derhill resident. It said, please oh please leave me more than just peas. I'm Hungry, dear me am i hungry. I can't eat just peas, so please, give me something more. My belly is fat
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she was definetly a friend. Maker's Mark always gave me the hiccups, but she thought it was cute. I took off my skates, and leaned in for a kiss. she leaned in as well and was just
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In out, in out, as the old saying goes. That's how babies are made, but whats really interesting is how the people who make them are often the most unusuall and highly unexpected d
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And everyone had to leave Hollywood due to that new Mongoose flu that everyone was catching. Their clothing wasn't very popular in the surrounding cities. Some people just have no
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all over the place. Mr. Donut threw a knee into his son, Donut Jr.'s gut, and red jelly spurted out his pipping hole. Mr. Donut was covered in sticky glaze. Just as it looked like
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orgotten mists. There were terrible things out there, in the trees, hiding beneath the cover of thick fog that never dissipated. With their bones all gloppy, they would have a ha
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from their mud huts. they hobbled into the town's center. The man felt uneasy, being the only one on the block who wore anything more than a loin cloth, but rent was cheap and all
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kiss a cobra, but lust took over. Now the feeling of deadly venum took over, as it spread through my body with every beat of my heart. Laying there in bed, I knew that this was the
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I started getting mad at myself for being a pacifist and began repeatedly punching myself in the face, Fight Club style. It felt so good, yet so wrong. my teeth cracked beneath my
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Diane started to think maybe holding her breath while mowing the lawn wasn't the greatest decision she'd ever made. She gasped out and took in a deep breath, coughing for air.
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"It was me!" Putin shouted. "Yes, I was behind the camera of that wonderful 2 girls 1 cup video. It was all an elaborate plan to dull the world's minds, soon it all will be mine!"
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These Easy tips will guarantee a happy life, no matter the size of your wife. Tip 1: Always thank the cashier at the grocery store. Tip 2: Never apologize. Tip 3. Wear socks Tip 4
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-t each other for their sheer enjoyment. Like the roman Colosseums, we are forced to do battle to the death. Honor and praise is given to the victors, a quick death to those less f
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and stirred my coffee. I scratched my monkey nose, and Walah! The business card read, "Monkey's Wrench Plumbing, We only monkey around after work, Guaranteed or your money