Finished Folds (21—40)
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5"I wish we were still playing Bingo, at least then I'd be sitting next to those smokin' hot elderly ladies." This finally got a rouse from the shadowy figure who said
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6The warden buzzed his secretary and told her to summon inmate Jon Reynolds. When Reynolds arrived, the warden buzzed and flew around the office. "Reynolds, I'm a wasp, I don't get
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5which would do well at the box office, but was littered with PC undertones. The man-monkey called the flight attendant, and ordered a Bananatini. they'd be landing in Colombia in
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2I couldn't take it anymore. My gut was in knots, I felt the thick pain in my gut that always came before explosive, bowl-splattering diarrhea. I surrendered as i filled my pants.
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2Without thinking, I slapped the cashier. How dare he accuse me of
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4Weiner King, the new fast food place. I ordered the extra thick Sicilian with a side of mayonnaise for dipping. Life was going to be ok. It was a fun challenge fitting the dog in
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4"Well I don't see why not," the business woman said, as she opened her mouth wide. Lady Boogers climbed inside her mouth, not knowing if she'd find her husband or not. It was wet
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3The towns people were very welcoming. All, except one man, who insulted us, calling us Mr. and Mrs. Pac-Man. But the dirty bomb we were building would put an end to harsh words.
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6Just knowing they were they made her feel safe, like angel's watching over her. They sang all the pop hits. Baby, by Justin Beiber, Style by Taylor swift and so on. life was good.
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4Some of the selfies would even embarrass James Franco." Then, out of nowhere, Randy Orton, slithering like the snake he is, RKO'd Col. Custard through a large table. Poison isn't
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6Was made of red vines licorice. He looked into my eyes, put a hand behind my head, cradling it, drawing me in for a kiss. I bit into his lips and clawed at his candy eyes! So tasty
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5She threw her arms out wide to both sides. "worship me, my subjects, worship me!" Then she let out a loud fart on accident and blushed. Then she farted even louder.
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4They'd have to just watch, he decided. A young man he hadn't seen before entered the room and looked at Mr. Slurg. Mr.Slurg said, so long, kid, right before blowing his brains out.
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6destroyed. he kept feeling an itch in his pants. He hadn't wiped properly the last time he had a stray turd and it was irritating him. This is why you always bring your own, Eli!
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5Once they were impressed, I snatched one out of the air and bit it's head off. I chewed and mashed the fairy with my teeth and purple blood ran down my chin. finally, a good meal!
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3-itions. I'm going places, baby! nobody is going to stop me this time. I'm going to the top! my pockets full of cash, and my hands full of
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2rugged cowboy pulled out his 6 shooter and performed parlor trick shots.
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2Jack loved the way his spandex socks contoured to his feet. the feel of the tight fabric against his toes. The way they cradled his ankles. Jack was ready for anything involving
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3Without thinking he
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5pissing on you because you were on fire. I should have let you burn. All these years, I've had to endure you pulling on my utters, and feeding me grass. do you want to eat grass? I