Finished Folds (41—58)
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9Ben and Jerry's are even making a new ice cream flavor for him, calling it Cherry Garcia with fangs *includes tiny bits of real fang!* Early reviews aren't looking good, however.
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3just laughed. i fell right into a puddle and my hair was ruined again. could nothing go right for this would be princess? "at least i didn't break a heal," I said, looking down.
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6-ad, "you really know how to throw a party. but if i don't get some pancakes anytime soon, I swear!" "I love you, Sinbad," Aladdin slurred. "Love you too bud," Sinbad said. Denny's
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4He had a chance of winning the election. Mr. Clean thought about growing out his hair for such an occasion, so he did. Long, flowing blonde hair from crown to feet. The change
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4at each other, their version of a mosh pit. Gills against gills, they called it. The fish people had a few peculiar habits and cultural oddities. some, more pleasant than others.
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4his pants fell to his knees. Custer was so embarrassed he didn't know what to do. he dropped his katana and started crying like a baby. everyone was laughing. EVERYONE. Some Ninjas
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4The principal agreed to meet with me. i showed him my bruises and empty pockets. He laughed and said, "kids will be kids," then turned away, sprouted wings, and flew off into the
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45 days since the last solar eclipse. This guy must have barely started to cope with being blind, and here i am insulting him through the e-bay response box. I bit my fingernail off
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1prepared and seared McGriddle. For my 4th course, A sodi pop and a slice of pizza, for my 5th a heavily seasoned pile of turkey necks. and for my 6th and last course, please bring
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4Jake noticed, and instantly became aroused. He blushed and covered his shame with a large hubcap that had no earthly reason for being within arms reach. Then, he started scrunching
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5decided to turn back around, and marched right back into the sweltering heat of the desert. She had realized that if she was going to live she was going to live without a crutch.
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4Dr. Needlepoop abrasingly tried to get Dr. Feelgood to admit he wasnted to have relations wife his hot mother, who happened to also be Jacob's mom. Then the door blew up right in
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6will try to eat every beach go-er this side of Gibraltar. California, as well as a handful of other states threatened to succeed if the Shark Lady was elected. This made her sad.
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4At winning the top prize at the hotdog eating contest. He was hoping his bitter rival, that skinny asian dude, wouldn't enter this time. Oh how wrong he was. The little guy could
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7No I didn't. What about the one with the one legged nun? How did that one go again?
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2So at the end of the day, she decided to just was her hands of the whole situation, and go to bed.
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4looked at her with hungry eyes. "The best part of a pizza is the cheese my deer, why don't you be a sweet little thing and..." he Shoved her into a vat of boiling cheese, "yum!"
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5Disaster loomed. "What would Bill Murray do," I asked myself. I thought about all the people who love on this small blue pearl we call home, before I gave them my answer. Ok.