Finished Folds (21—34)
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1But the King had no crown, just a bunch of Justin Beiber fans who were sick of hearing "Oo Baby, Baby oo". "How does that prepubescent girl live with this every day!" Lion suicide.
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2all my lifes work! Muffin would be so proud, what kind of name is Muffin anyways? So glad I shoved that dog into a wood chipper! I could have just taken some blood for the DNA but
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4a wee bit annoyed. This kid would NOT shut the hell up. "New Germany, Minnesota! What else would I be talking about!?" I stormed off, constraining my urge to slice his achilles but
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2got off scot-free and no one will know it's me. Wait where's my wallet, soc sec card, check book, birth cirtificate, and paper that says John Thomson (ME) did this!?!? ....Shit.
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3just too easy. When you can lick your own elbow... from a standing position through your legs, it's just not fun anymore. Many times have I tried getting into martial arts but when
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1the knife drawer, "just take one of those straight to the jugular and you will be fast asleep in no time!" Without a worry in the world he plunged the "tranquilizer" into his neck
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3ter as I sat there silently. What was wrong with me, why dont I find these jokes funny when everyone else does? Then it hit me, I forgot I was deaf and cant even hear the movie.
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5DJ equipment, the boat started sinking. My side submerged faster with the extra weight but I thought it was worth it. She threw the broadsword at me, but at the last second I
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2from the gold plated chest. He was aware they were pirates, but did they really need to buy a 1-year subscription to Napster with the companies money? "Arrgg" he said while
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4submarine. I was under the impression we were in a plane! My lungs filled with water as I tried to breathe one last breath. A seahorse came up to me gingerly and swam in my mouth
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2some little kids room I burglarized. I looked at the frames I was able to save, one was a nude scene featuring Whoopi Goldberg, I didn't look at the rest. One day I'll look back on
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5"Did I leave some iron smelting in the furnace again?" I said to myself. As I reached for the torch my hand pressed upon something green and furry. "Oh shit..." BOOM! My body
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1But little to Ted's knowledge, Unicorn Delta's flight path was directly over the battlefield! His opponent furiously lept at him and slit his jugular with the legendary Masamune.
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3In the world of Esperanna there lay a small boy, pocket knife in hand, staring up at the clouds. As he grabbed his glider he noticed