Finished Folds (21—40)
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3into the tiniest gears.But now what?Ink aroma! Now that is a smell everyone enjoys! Hot black ink, right off the press.Hmmm.Gets the productivity juices rolling.I can reproduce!
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12Dick nodded his head, "Yes I like the idea, 'Sweep Dreams' for the new show, but we can't call the participants 'bums' or 'prostitutes'. We have to call them
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3Oh,Mr. Kook A Burra,your tittering merriment pours out from your feathery throat through a gleeful smiley beak.Why are sitting in a gum tree? Is it a bubble gum tree? When did you
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2re my visit with Mr. Green Jeans. I couldn't find him at first, but then, what to my wondering eyes did I find?! Mr G Jeans & Shari Lewis in the hayloft playing hand puppets
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10looked very uncomfortable as he stood jingling the change in his pocket but repeated, "I'm sorry the coupon was for last month's special. Now I could be persuaded...," he coyingly
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4ical professionals practice. Vodka is also a great relaxer when inhaled through an nebulizer. But, I digress...This particular doctor,with whom I do not have a problem, sent me
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3head cheese-lots of fiber filler that doesn't distort the taste!His heady contribution to the pie factory didn't require any thought-instinct of the lowest order was the main ingre
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4accepted that little Petunia was really a little Jack-in -the-Pulpit, none of this would have happened. (Psychiatrists are always right in these matters.)Can Little Petunia forgive
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3scarlet thread of continuity ."Maker's Mark makes me mad!" lamented Purple Prof.Yet she continued to spin her senseless yarn while threading through the woven path of drunken tales
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3inviting the Federales for supper.Mother should have known it's illegal to prepare & place guacamole in a litre tub! I cried at the senselessness of it all as the Federales
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9but the clam said nothing. Clams are notoriously shellfish about sharing their opinions. The shark turned to the mathematical mermaid who wore an algae-bra and lamented,
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7even found a flattened Isoptera under the bar stool at Al's who met his demise while asking ,"Where is the bar tender?"Most patrons at Al's have little appreciation for undertable
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7can & crushed it flat against my forehead in the adolescent display that guys think makes them look tough.Slightly dazed, I smiled at the Fanta Queen,belched the Fanta Mating Call
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8& we'd be remiss not to mention Puffed Daddy Rice. Always an outlier, however, Eminem disgraced Post's Alpha-Bits by recognizing only two letters. Ah-h, yes, the golden honey age
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4All the great thinkers beg the circular question, "If 'A' is true because 'B' is true;then is 'B' true because 'A' is true?" Is there such a thing as a great thinker?or a good man?
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6"You're busted, buddy," Marsha cried, "And I deeply, deeply resent you.Your alien eye revealed the double boob that you are." I'd nothing to lose @ this point so milking it for all
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1was allergic to cats. They made a perfect couple. He could empathize with allergy sufferers, while she could relate to the weird cat ladies who came in for therapy. Dr. "S" graduat
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7gay AND pagan.You had to be both to graduate from Harvard.Only the most elite, most intelligent were, you know.But you don't know, do you? You don't attend Harvard, do you? DO YOU?
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6was the least of my problems! As I experienced "the Mozart Effect" in reverse, my buttocks hyperextended beyond the confines of my white cotton briefs. I'm hotter than Niki Minaj!
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4slipping into anaphalactic shock, but not before Melissa eeked out one last piercing note: a BEE-flat. It was as if time stood still. The buzz of the bees faded into nothingness