The Mandible of the Apocalypse was forlorn.

The Mandible of the Apocalypse was forlorn. It lacked a soul-mate with which to conduct appropriate mandibular activities. The Mandible gnashed silently. The gears of the metacosm

churned out The Cranium of Genesis as a divine gift. "She's a tad hardheaded," jawed the Mandible, "But she'll have to do." Together, they formed the Skull of Climax, protectors of

He Man's credit score. Man E Arms had too many credit cards because Teila was an emotional shopper. Skeletor had just come up with a new platinum card program

and pre-issued credit cards to cats, toddlers and the deceased. Somehow the debt got traced to living relatives with no knowledge. That's how American credit and banking work.

The relatives did not take kindly to the news, so they conspired to form a plan to bring down 'the man'. if only they could get their hands on a shark

who could read braille. That would show them. See, they wanted to 'blindside' the man. Get it? Oh, I crack me up. So anyway, the plan went as follows: The shark would

circle the man, showing dorsal fin. The man, panicking, grabbed by a melange of hermit crabs and prawns would be dragged to the giant clam's cave as an offering. What could go wron

g would go wrong, however. The shark, excited by the man's thrashing movements, tore off his legs with a single chomp. Now he would be only a half an offering to the giant clam.

The shark was unhappy about the fact his dinner was a man and not a tasty seal. The shark complained to the giant clam that the man had deceived him & ruined his seal only diet