Finished Folds (21—40)
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3ly and threw my hammer at him. He caught it smoothly, so I threw another one. Mr. Dalut dodged it, and it hit the drive-thru attendant. Mr. Dalut reached into his pocket and pulled
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5. "Do they sell whole pigs here?", asked another protestor awkwardly. More chimed in: "What are we protesting again?" "What even IS a whole milk?" "Is half-and-half a whole food?"
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8It was another place where people moaned about being too old, or too young, or just being, but at least Crabby Hour at Gangly Pub had free shrimp cocktails for those who stopped bi
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7doesn't get taken for a ride often. It appreciated the attention, and made fast friends with my mom. Sometimes it would get sad that it was 40000 years old, but mom said "Age is ju
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4e dropped from a very significant height, along with a potted petunia. When the tsunami receded, all that remained was crabs and salt everywhere. The few who survived
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3ough my emails, and a squirrel answering my phone. "It's for you," the squirrel said, handing the phone to me. At least, I thought, the squirrel was making itself useful, but how
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3. He needed to come up with a catchy jingle. "Cicada Man, Cicada Man, I sleep a lot, but when I wake up I do things". Solid. Now for some buzzwords.
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4d to help her brain get back in shape. Now maybe she would actually remember which castle she was supposed to be in.
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4But then water molecules are never happy since they lack a central nervous system. You no longer remember what you were before a water molecule. But here you are, floating in space
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6However, Denise had failed to consider that the Coast Guard does only water rescues, not lighthouse rescues. When she came to, the 80-year-old lighthouse keeper was grinning at her
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5my duties. You are the new mer-fairy of this fountain." She took off her shell-wings and threw them at Fiona's feet. "You must take up this post immediately, or not. But if not
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5she set it on fire. Unfortunately, she had created mustard gas, forcing her to flee to Venezuela to avoid prosecution for war crimes. There she continued her journal, with a teal
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5Mickey Mouse impression. "And you've ruined my costume!", I added, this time using a sad Mickey Mouse voice. He looked at me, still shocked and dripping with coffee.
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3had died earlier that year, also in a pothole-related accident, which left the town without a person to approve the filling of potholes, and also tragically out of beer.
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11stop at 10. But I've got a few years to plan. Maybe wife #11 will be a really cool robot. But wife #12 should be from the temple again to keep them happy. To fulfill the prophecy
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3collection of stolen cameras was on exhibit in the Museum of Modern Art, along with the photographs of all the soldiers who had foolishly handed them to me.
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7prepared for this and incense was the best gift I could find on short notice! And anyway it's the thought that counts". Balthazar and Gaspar snickered and sneered at Melchior,
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3utter and fingers together. But it was preferable to being assigned to the Nutter Butter station. Across the green commons, I saw
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2but bad poetry, his one weakness. "I can hear that you idiot!" he yells at the morningstar, and hurls it at a wall. But the possessed weapon came back like a boomerang
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5The giants were returning, flinging squares of earth as massive pigs stomped through the land. A horrible screech confirmed our worst fear: the dragon was returning as well.