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'No.' I thought. 'I shall not submit to such dark thoughts. My name will not die, the walrus will live on. I shall be the man I am now.' -
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this was a start of a deadly war between england and france
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But one sinister smelling day, the neighbour saw Mrs. Frogges out on an odd washing day. The town went into red alert, the army patrolled the streets, several people committed suic
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Eventually the dog got tired of being petted and went to eat some pop tarts. I never saw him again. I kept basting, sun glasses and all, ready to eradicate poisonous pop tarts once
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ran towards me, yelling "HE IS HERE, BRING OUT THE PEANUT BUTTER!" I was confused, naturally, as I had never heard of this so called 'peanut butter'. Zombie Bob came closer and clo
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We had to eventually call in the F.B.I, because of the severity of the problem. But even they could not figure out how to stop the awful infection amongst the hollywood movies.
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-he market. Clown clones, naturally. All those years working in Wyoming had given me a knack for sales. The 10 000 clones were the life of any party I hosted, dancing like idiots.
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made him feel quite terrified. He gave her a meek smile, but she wasn't backing down. Her hand descended till it was just inches from his face and then she gave him the painfullest
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life, running and pouncing and chasing the balls of yellow fluff. Salamander the cat was just about to eat one when he remembered the portal through which more chicks were coming
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"I think we should go to Sydney, dear." the Queen remarked, drunkenly. Jeezabel scrunched up her nose, "Sydney, Mum?" the Queen nodded, pouring herself another Gin & Tonic.
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that were now piles of ash and memories. "Why did I say that?" the astronaut sobbed to himself, reminiscing about the good old times when there were humans all over the planet.
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It was utter chaos, every last human for themselves. I ducked and ran and fired at everyone I could see who was not on my team. There was paint everywhere. Captain Spalding glared
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as he called for a band-aid. The bartender lazily walked over with some gauze and looked him in the eye. He clutched his wrist, the blood blossoming even more and she handed him
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used to be a scholar, his books where around the house all the time. I tried to teach myself to read with those and speak using the television." The dog took a deep breath after
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gave him the banana, so I reached into my knapsack and pulled out the banana I was planning on having for lunch and gave it to him. He sniffed it suspiciously then took a big bite
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swooped down on me and demanded a toll payment. I glared at the eagle but then, I had an idea. I offered the 20 kilos of superglued coffee from my eyelash, but he couldn't yank it
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against those without tails, and Simon did not want to be part of the discriminated. So he ran and ran and ran, past the surgeon, past the nurse, and out the door of the evil place
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a certain band member from the famous band One Direction. The king stared for a while before saying "Uh- I play the ukelele." Mark stood up and
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brought out a rabbit, with soft black fur and a curious look on its face. "This is Fluffy, said Death seriously. "Respect my bunny."
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stared into her eyes and said, "Go." She looked back again, but started to walk, away from him, towards her destiny. After a while, she thought to herself,