All I could see was yellow, nothing but yellow.

All I could see was yellow, nothing but yellow. I started to try to look around, agine, just yellow. I looked down, I where lying on a metal hospital bed. I were wearing a simple

hospital gown with glaring yellow stripes. It nauseated me, this influx of the color. There were more beds and many more people in them. But each had different yellow stripes on

. I wrote a song about my experiences called 'Yellow stripes in the hospital' which I performed live for the Queen. She liked it very much and offered me a knighthood which I accep

ted gratefully. After that, the Queen and I became close friends. She let me call her Lizzy, as long as no one was around. I evening, I was strumming my banjo for Lizzy and we

'd had one too many Gin & Tonics when Lizzy said "Jeezabel my dear I've just a a absolutely wicked idea." "What's that Mums? (the Queen liked when I called her that)."

"I think we should go to Sydney, dear." the Queen remarked, drunkenly. Jeezabel scrunched up her nose, "Sydney, Mum?" the Queen nodded, pouring herself another Gin & Tonic.

Jeezabel thought about this for a while, "Sydney? What happens if the wild barbaric prisoners grab us?" She blurted, but the Queen just stared at her iPad and continued to drink.

In spite of Sydney's fears that turned out to be true every time, the Queen was not worried as she tracked the prisoners and controlled their barbaric nature by her powers

Until one exploded and poo went everywhere and she got killed by steaming hot poo

Than she flushed herself down the toilet