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  With an over zealous lick to each person's neck, the girl crinkled her nose and proclaimed she had always preferred Clementines. Neither one won Orange Bowl tickets that year.

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  2022-12-29 02:17:42

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  Logically the only thing that could assuage the man's worries was to have no head for hair to grow on at all. That was it then, a sharpened blade would provide a final solution.

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  2022-12-29 00:23:44

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  most definitely the one and only Hamburgler. He knew where the best and the boldest burgers were, he even knew where the monumental

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  2014-05-24 18:56:37

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  during the fourth quarter - he can't throw for crap!" Satan slammed the phone as Kinnick stadium itself cracked in half a herd of demons erupting from centerfield to win the game.

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  2013-12-28 10:30:38

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  slinging grapes, at the headmaster who ran away with my cucumbers in his slimy grasp. Fortunately a stray ketchup packet lay waiting on the floor, with a sickening squish the head

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  2013-12-28 10:27:29

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  a friend and foe for stirring in the wrong direction. Did they actually think they could get delicious perfection from improper strokes of the custard? All singing must be done in

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  2013-12-28 10:24:33

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  The Wiggles. There was something about adoring four year olds, bright colored attire, and simplistic pitched lyrics that gave meaning to my life. I was bound to follow them by,

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  2013-09-11 18:01:10

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  by the display of affection from his assumed nemesis. However, the bear hug proved too tight as the Roadrunner was unable to breathe. Squirming to break free from Wile E, he began

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  2013-09-11 15:32:04

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  Full of charisma and charm, that's how the news described him. None the less, sweat beaded his brow as he stepped to the podium and the eyes of the crowd turned to him. "I am here

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  2013-09-10 14:58:50

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  use the restroom in peace, I would be eternally grateful to whatever god reigned supreme over this vast expanse of land. Instead, I would have to settle for

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  2013-09-10 14:53:42

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  spurt of blood drained from where the woman's finger used to be. Reaching for a towel the woman muttered, "Two down, Eight to Go," as she looked at

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  2013-09-10 14:15:53

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  drink da sea in search of dry land." His one good eye narrowed in on me, but all I could manage was a small chuckle, as I plucked Mel's hat from his head and placed it on my

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  2013-09-10 14:12:04