Finished Folds (21—38)
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9Well it’s not so bad. At least I don’t have to go to Mass. And since I’m alone, I can walk around the house in my underwear drinking Vodka Eggnog without being judged!
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3took up pumping iron to pass the time. Years passed and Sniffles began to lose hope of ever leaving the slammer, until he pulled some favors for a gay inmate who helped him escape.
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8you could please tell your d*ck of a husband Fridge that one of my many lovers is a Walrus, and has the biggest schlong in the Animal Kingdom.” Karen was taken aback at the Manatee
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7Hearing the boy whispering, Beth-Anne threw her hands up in the air in exasperation. "Idk what yall are talkin' about, but considering its you two, its something perverted. Leave."
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5the Lord of Hell himself, who promptly dried Meat Babies #2 and #3 into delicious Teriyaki Meat Baby Jerky. This, of course, led to Meat Momma (formerly Meat Baby #1) to plot reve
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4I sat up in my bed in horrified disbelief. "YOU DARE COMMAND ME PEASANT?" At any other moment, the servant would have begged for his life. "Bro. Get some Priorities. You in danger!
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3Jess chewed his Bit-O-Honey as he lectured her on the semantics of Semantics. Eventually she grew tired of this and said, "How do you talk with your mouth so far up your anus?"
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6“Commissioner Gordon!” she cried out of breath, “a werewolf followed me home! And it’s eating the food I leave out for the stray cats!” “That’s what you get feeding a stray dog.”
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5on the Official Fence of Insanity. “Jazzbo yur a 32 year old woman, overweight and still in high school!” Scatbo chided. “Look at you. Rockin’ that Muffin-Top.” he said.
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6It don’t matter what I’m removing. Bugs. People. Wallets. Peace of Mind. I’m in the removal business I’d tell ‘em. “Pay me in cash, beer, or dank memes,” I tell ‘em. Money is money
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3the A.R.G.O.N.A.U.T ain't a man like me. I got to boob world, he goes to n-noob world-d..." The drunkard's voice began to trail off. He'd been telling us about his adventures for t
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8Sing for Papi, won't you?" The duck frowned, and behind her, 7 ducklings frowned in turn. Adam Levine curled up into a little ball and began to cry, before rolling into the lake.
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6burst out laughing, did an Irish Jig, and threw confetti at my scowling red face. "April FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLS!" they cried. "What the frikin' Hell is wrong with you bastards!"
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5"That sounds a bit lame, honestly," I told the voice. "I'd rather not exist that live forever with you." It said "Why are you so Salty at me for giving you immortality? Ingrate."
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2"Just cause you watch straight porn don't mean you arn't gay," Mom said, "sit here and watch some Disney like a 12 year old." As she walks away, I roll down the window a run naked.
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6were licking her face. "Damn." she said.
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4me on my cell." "Wait-" I said seductively, "does that mean we have a zombie apocalypse on our hands?" "Hell yeah!" the officer exclaimed. "So we get to do sexy cop-zombie roles?
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6began to nibble at it. It tasted bitter and metallic. Eventually he stuffed it's entirety in his mouth- and- like you do with anything that tastes bad- swallowed it quickly. Alive.