I pulled the lever, and a thousand pounds
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I pulled the lever, and a thousand pounds of kitten, ferret and guinea pig flew toward the enemy at hypersonic speeds. A second later a familiar crackle and hiss told me that the
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static electricity weapon was working. The fur from the flying cute animals caused a discharge that acted as EMP for the war machines and also decimated their morale. The kittens
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locked onto each other into a gigantic evil kitten. The Mega Kitten vomited a blue-whale sized hair ball onto the tanks. Then something caught it's attention: The power lines waved
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Hello to Fluffy as she walked by. She meowed back, then went back to her throne. Being Queen of the basement was a great job. Her human brushed her daily first thing on waking.
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Then she got freshly cut chicken mixed the a small amount of dried food. After eating Fluffy would settle herself on a cushion in a patch of sun and sleep blissfully.
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In her sleep, Fluffy dreamed that she was in the biggest cat castle ever! She smelled something good and decided to follow the scent, thinking it might lead to food!
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In the dream Fluffy was right. The scent did lead her to food. Fluffy sensed it was a trap. Who would leave out a fresh tin of Meow Mix in the middle of a magic circle & arcane sym
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bols? It could only have been a trap. But Fluffy couldn't resist the delicious waft of processed cat food, and stepped into the magic circle despite all her instincts. She took a b
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ite...& then another. When Fluffy woke up, she found herself, spread eagle, pinned to a dart board. Circles were spray painted on her lil' kitty tummy. Dogs of all shapes & sizes
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were licking her face. "Damn." she said.
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- 2013-12-09 19:33:01
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- 2019-04-24 00:50:14
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