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big ol' bundle of fireworks that he sparked up on his homemade pontoon boat after finishing our grandpa's moonshine. My mental state is sinking slowly to its end like that boat. -
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will never allow me to concentrate. So I lit the cheese on fire. Although artificially flavored with bacon, it emitted a meaty enough odor to disperse the annoying vegan girls.
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her. I thought I could trust parachute manufacturers at least, but a quick glance at a tag that read "Hecho en San Theodoras" and I knew she had betrayed me.
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The boy, or Empty-Sockets Shafaqat, as he was known, tugged on his camel's rope and lead him to the the tallest dune. Every Bedouin knew it was actually the camel who lead the boy.
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, but the exiled Balachamu returned as a 10-ton orb of intwined neck ties, belts, snakes, and electrical cords. He launched Ron home with a flick and strangled every last godling.
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pasty and tasteless came to mind, but before he could go on, an attendant came over to his booth. "Sir," the lab coat wearing granny said, "you're not supposed to eat the condoms."
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ashes are so last season, so I could burn yours off, and you could certainly use a beard trimming. The cowboy downed his beer, his shot, and pulled a pistol from his boots
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-ed like foie gras, and the Groom's pâté smelled like crustaceans. Fortunately, the DJ they hired had a nose like a bloodhound, and he "accidentally" bumped the dishes into one big