Finished Folds (1601—1620)
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5Way gazed on in horror. "What does it mean?" they asked. "It means we should attack immediately!" shouted Captain Saturn as he took charge (as usual). His crew was on edge as he
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2such a romance? And would our children have to serve as either symbols for the Democratic Party, or be served as McDonald's hamburgers. "No Bertha, " I told her sadly, "It is not
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6But Jesus, being omnipotent and all, evaded her by donning a pair of round glasses, a striped sweater and wool toque, and slipping into the crowd, never to be found again.
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2colors, it doesn't matter. You don't want your privates exposed to that sort of energy. At least a zipper in front would be better than nothing. Or would it conduct electricity?
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7They would have been gods, but for the chronic diarrhea. The many frantic sprints for the restroom did make them very fast runners however, and they won many races. Louis XIV
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2particular, who was precisely who appreciated his efforts. In his mind, he stood on a pedestal but in reality he stood on a rickety dock made of rotting wood. His computer began to
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3A head grew out of my boss' head, and translucent living turtles dropped from its mouth. I wanted to scream, but all I could do was chuckle. That Chuckle Acid was strong stuff.
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7Simple: He opened a sherbet shop. Queen Sofia loved sherbet, and so did all the people on the highway to Heck. Soon he had paid back the 50 million dollops and had sherbet as well.
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3his 'business' along the front of his cell, where the breeze would lift the stench away. "What a smart doggie!" said Melinda MacTavish, "Mommy, can we adopt him?" Her mother gazed
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3trench, and then enjoyed a smoke. Nothing had ever been quite as satisfying as that. This Grape Bubble Gum Vape was not even close. I wouldn't vape this again even if I made love
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5Obviously Lucy in the Sky is in a 'poorly manufactured' mood again today. Everyone frowns as she drifts past the flowers that grow so incredibly low. Then catharsis set in.
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3Clara the cleaning lady grumbled as she mopped up the mess. She regretted ever taking this job. She should have stayed with the ballet. As she cleaned, she began to dance. Her feet
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2On the sixth day of Christmas my ex-wife gave to me: One restraining order and a file for a divorce. I blamed Santa for my life going down the toilet. Rotten teeth, STDs, and now
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5Crazy Horse was crazy hoarse, and had to lead the prosecution though smoke signals from his happy pipe, which was passed around the courtroom, much to everyone's eventual hilarity.
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4The sharks were in the baptismal font, waiting for their next victim. Being stupid, they did not think things through and quickly died from lack of salt water. The priest found the
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5I gathered the yew clippings and hot-glued them back onto the yew branches. Instantly the sky darkened with birds on their way back from Canada, looking for nesting sites. They
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5minutes, which was as long as the American public could remember any dead celebrity. But Allen Sherman's posthumous musical "Hello Muddah, From Hell!" was a surprising success.
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3-ody was covered with a tablecloth, she snuck her hand under and removed wallet. "Take that, Dead Baron!" she smiled as she planned her retirement from waitressing. But there was
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1we have to prevent them from boarding the Hindenberg." "I'm sorry, Lois," replied Superman, "but I am not permitted to change history again. I have demerits." Lois picked up the
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4he burned a hole in the edge of the story with his cigar and he and the other cherubs rushed out of it before it went up in flames. "Now what do we do?" asked the littlest cherub.