Finished Folds (4421—4440)
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4But bunnies ate it up like so many tasty carrots. Rabbits, you see, have not only an ear for music, but two very long ones, and so can appreciate Paul Erdos' genius.
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2shards that fatally stabbed all the insects on the counter at the time. Johann captured it all on video and became the King of Facebook by 9 am the next morning. But revenge was
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7Someone had put sugar in the tank! Cap'n Crunch was sure it was Frankenberry, that pink-faced freak. The good Cap'n had had just about enough of his pranks. "I'll fix his little
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1and the jackrabbit kicked her in the face. "Here now," yowled Tom, "there's no call for kicking ladies in the face!" But Jack the rabbit just scampered down the old dirt road to
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8promote the spawning of Sea Monkeys. "We are a dying breed," Sea Monkey #1 argued, 'ever since some brat blabbed that we're just brine shrimp! We need to be reconstituted before
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3into the toilet. "Are you sorry I didn't close the lid this time?" I asked Nicky, but she was not amused. "Let's give him a Swirley," I suggested, even though my stomach was
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4schools or highways. Candyland was becoming a wasteland under the influence of Mayor Zotz. The gingerbread people couldn't believe they had voted for him. "We've been duped," they
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3But one little paper airplane landed in Tiny Tim's ukulele. He found it there later, and unfolded it. "I want to open a winery with you," it read, "sincerely, Colonel Rumpcheeks."
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3that smelled of Worchestershire sauce and Chanel #4. The Reverend Mother mistrusted Sister Nutrena, but could not tell her to leave, so she put her on kitchen duty. Sister Nutrena
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2Back then you could count on combs to be black, just black. None of these fancy-pants comb colors we have now. Raymond pulled up his bootstraps and entered the Time Machine
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2spattered in his face. But Fabio knew that pigeon shit was good for his hair, and smeared it over his golden locks. "Ew," exclaimed the jury, and asked the judge for a recess
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3But one day she tried to bathe their baby, Tiny Bubba, in the bathtub gin by mistake. This did not kill him, but made Tiny Bubba into a ukulele star almost overnight. People came
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6As his dinner lay dying on its plate, the Al Pacino impersonator read it its last rites while simultaneously dousing it with gravy. "Why don't you taste it first?" asked his mother
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4haywire and cover up all my numerical misdeeds. I shut the mathematics department door and hailed a cab to the airport, where I took the first plane to the Yucatan
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1Well, the gloves were marked "AS IS" and were in a clearance bin, but I bought them and put them on and suddenly I could see straight through the atmosphere and into the stars.
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4Mr. Goofy looked up to heaven and thanked The Great Whatever that he had finally been born into this world, toxic and fume-filled as it was. "It's time I got married," said
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2Love. But it had to be the love of newborn baby skunks with their stink-bags removed, or the whole recipe was shot. Julia Child once tried to replace it with carmelized onions, but
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2food was equally dismal, nonetheless. You'd think that inTexas hamburgers would be better, but they are just as grey and mealy as anywhere else. Grandma blamed the vegetarians for
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4that had fallen out of her eighth floor apartment and had landed in a tree outside. The stockings made a fine hammock for Mouse King and he enjoyed a stiff drink and a gentle wind
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4they had known and loved her from stories on other exquisite corpse websites. The gas masked socialite rapped her umbrella on the countertop and demanded