8 Folds
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An idea came to him as if a blessing, of course, he would just find a fire extinguisher, before he could go anywhere though his shirt also caught fire. He would have to run. -
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The wires in the wall sparked, igniting the leaking gas pipes nearby. The fire travelled through the gas pipes within seconds, spreading through most of the house, exsploding along -
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The unfathomable depths of the alien ocean beneath him terrified him. The thoughts of creatures unknown striking him from the darkness beneath. Perhaps he should use a boat, but no -
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"Sir, what if we die?" said a soldier in the crowd. "Then use the mayonnaise sparingly, we need it for all of us." the general replied, before lifting his hat and rubbing his bald -
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There is smoke. There is flashing. There is pain. -
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Because the greatest story in the world was in fact the greasiest story. The greasiest story in the world was titled -
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The man strolled down the street, the strangers staring at him. Though as appalling as this man was, he was important to the social structure of the city, you see -
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Before long he met a MANLY MAN, being MANLY like a real MAN. The MANLY MAN walked up to him and snapped his spider man tricycle in half. -
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Herpaderpaherpaderpa -
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The wolf got the bad end of the stick stabbed into its chest, but the bad end was dull, so it only really prodded the wolf, irritating it. -
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The folding demons were approaching, preparing to torture the poor soul for running out of time, she thought she hit enter, but it appeared that she hadn't. Too late, the demons -
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There was no way out for him, so he was in fact DOOMED. Before long the feet ticklers found him in the prison and he was to be tortured by them for all eternity, but out of nowhere -
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"Anywhere but here," he shouted, ducking below the windows, the car started towards the northeast of town, "wait, no, not there," he yelled, "away from the people shooting me!" -
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The frantic montage ended as soon as it started though, as the first paper he pulled out was the reference manual for the disease. it simply said, "Death." What could this mean? -
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as the dragon was rushing towards them, throwing ricks. He grabbed the magnetite and threw it back, before long the dragon was crying on the ground calling for its mother. -
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The driver was traveling along rocky roads, towards the birthplace of Karl Marx. He shouted back to his passenger, "The Birthplace of communism is right up ahead, get ready." -
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When he finally found it, he scrolled through the folds, seeing Crazydance about fifty times, "Crazy and his folding sprees," he chuckled to himself as he started to fold off of -
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The surfing Ferrari is the rarest of the Ferraris, only coming out at burping park in the light of the turquise moon. The Ferrari hunters moved in, closing towards their targets -
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He shouted as he was sacrificed to the cheerio lord. Before long he was one with the mix, then they threw in a dud bomb and called it good. The cheerio mix was complete... -
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But that trash was the neighbors. The men snuck into the neighbors house, only to be struck by a frying pa in the back of the head, when they woke up they saw vats of UberCallainus