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ted to his trousers which was full of shit. Then I pointed to his hat which was full of vomit. Highly embarrassed he ran away. Feeling extremely satisfied I decided to
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man named named Amanda who was made fun of everyday for his girly name. Even his wife made fun of him and her name was Steve. Tired of the abuse Amanda the man
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anything to prepare for the backlash of the explosion. When the bomb no one died. Instead the radioactivity made organism merge with any living thing they touched. Eventually,
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everyone woke up after sleeping for 3 days was the day the Mayans attacked. They raided the easily as the band was weak from hunger and thirst. Octavia who was still strong
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But Capt Jettison was tired of rescuing cats. So, instead he went to the bar to get smashed. Upon entering the bar, he was greeted by drunk. " Want to make a bet?, he said. Capt
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it is not the ten-foot-wide hippopotamus come to rob us of our jewels and I'm not talking about the ones you buy your girlfriends." Holding their calculators between their legs and
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my companion, Tom Flannagan, John Flannagan's bastard son. Tom
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and Dr.Goat were trying to solve the latest string of murders. But despite Det. Manatee's sharp mind and Dr.Goat's psychology background, they had no idea who the Cereal Killer was
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ing my story as a means of escape from reality. My wife took me to the local psychiatrist. When I entered the room, I was surprised to see
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hearth. He closed the door on Bacula who would not give him any sausage. The vengeful chihuahua watched as Bacula burned to the crisp . It then opened the door where it
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But then Gilamesh told him to sit. Despite his mind telling him not to his body obeyed without hesitation. " I must find a way to break the hold this man has on me" With that
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yellow. It dripped down to the floor , where Arnold's hated mother-in-law slipped on the greasy trap. She didn't move for a while, so Arnold thought she died. About to whoop for
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Lorristoring my rakv, I shoopitered the k'rayanom. The k'rayanom replioteored into a exlpotereoserious. Then Danny Jones came and saiojderised " What evernospte
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to home base. He became very popular among the middle school kids. That was ten years ago. Now at the age of 33, he was getting ready for the biggest game of his career. He stepped
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But his wish did not come true making him very depressed. He ran away from home and went to join an army of garden gnomes. Dressed in a pointy green hat, he prepared for his raid
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Bob, a contestant on " Who wants to be a Millionaire", was on the last question. "What is the first letter of the alphabet?. Is it A) D , B) C, C) A or D) B." " To this Bob answer
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A bear came across a genie. The bear was given three wishes with the exception that he cannot wish for more wishes. Being a smart bear, he found a loophole. By using word "and"
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"Hey, did you hear that Anger is dating Joy? " I'M THE ONE DATING JOY! ANGER'S DATING HAPPINESS! " shouted Wrath. "Who cares?" replied Nonchalance. Meanwhile, wickedness, micheviou
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Newt Long seeing his wife , Niamh, approaching tried hiding the magazine . But