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  left him squatting on the john, trying to count grams as his anus twitched. One painful day, perched atop the porcelain, it sprang into his mind: the fiber-gnocchi sequence!

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  2011-04-28 14:20:50

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  must end the flow of flying pies! A mob encircled him and, defiant, he squeaked a war-horn in their faces. He tore a floppy shoe from his feet and

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  2011-04-28 13:48:54

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  go flat broke within weeks. It turns out tying two bears together by their tails and hurling them at fleeing cattle isn't the best business model, and you don't get second chances.

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  2011-04-28 13:42:49

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  quite escape the feeling that the computer was watching her the entire time. She stood, drooling, and hurled the wretched device from the third story window, watching as it

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  2011-04-28 09:10:09

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  upended the tea table. Plastic china flew as she shoved the Bearsteins aside. She seized Mrs. Cindy by her floppy neck and howled into her button-eyes. "You deserted our

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  2011-04-28 08:18:24

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  Kid's stuff. Have you tried iocane?" I feigned a handful into my mug and drank, dropping the rest into her own glass and smiling. For a moment, Mom

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  2011-04-27 09:02:11

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  divine. It was not until the friendly attendant produced the high-colonic wand that he heard the air-quotes around "spa." His shrill screams haunt that place to this day.

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  2011-04-27 08:55:20

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  an enormous, corduroy-clad tree loomed through her bedroom window. Twin knots glowed in the darkness, searching for her. It groaned. "Hannah, I have come to give you

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  2011-04-26 19:30:30

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  artfully packed into his famous Johnson Sausage. With the bloodier part of his day's business complete, he retired to the kitchen to perfect

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  2011-04-26 19:06:14

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  the Ubernet, famed for its speed, security and capacity. Time slowed, oozing by like molasses on a cold Arctic night. But even with all the hours in the universe,

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  2011-04-26 18:57:06

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  opened that genital-themed discotheque she'd always wanted. He handed Jessica the finished paperwork as dawn broke. But, on the way to the county registrar,

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  2011-04-26 18:36:18

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  Before long, every toilet in the joint drained through secret network of tubes back to my lab. Discreet mass urinalysis may not save my sanity, but it's mankind's only hope.

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  2011-04-26 13:29:00

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  the karaoke place next door made for some uncomfortable meetings. More than once, his bos had fixed him with a steely gaze, pressed a beer into his hand and

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