Finished Folds (21—40)
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1impress when she's about to feed the King of Pop. Entranced by her movements, Zombie Michael Jackson could only groan, "Braaiinns." She reached into the fridge and grabbed
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0"You ain't no dog. " Replied the stranger. Security rushed to the scene and
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4He wore a fedora and a trench coat. Bending over and peering at the ground through a magnifying glass he was shocked when
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1a police officer such as myself nosing about their favorite hangouts. I continued my patrol when he finally appeared: the hobo with a shotgun. "DC POLICE!" I shouted, grabbing my
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6Tiring of this line of questioning, I got up and stomped out the door. The pathetic losers followed me, so I had to escape. Jumping into a passing Ice Cream Truck, I punched out
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3"Actually, yea." I replied, as he stared at me uncomfortably. We sat in silence for a few minutes, so I just pulled him in and forced my tongue into his mouth. He squirmed and
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6He was special. He could smell the cyanide through the carrots. Grabbing his mother by the hair, he judo chopped her in the throat. She coughed. He leapt to his feet and
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3that I was born this way. Wiping my sweaty hand off on my XXL sweatpants, I logged onto the Twilight fanfic board to begin my Magnum Opus.
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1then he did it again. Oops he said. But oops wouldn't cut it this time. The network executives faced him, alone and naked under the spotlight. They had decided on a punishment:
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2but we knew, in the end, that we could win this dance-off. Finally the day arrived, and we met the dancers on the field of battle. One of them turned on his stereo, blasting
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2spread-eagled and wearing naught but a smile. I knew this might be my only chance. I took off my pants and
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1a different brand of peanut butter this time, but the results were the same. The science just didn't make sense. He resolved to
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1got another beer from the fridge. Rubbing his belly through his wife-beater he poured more of the amber liquid down his throat. He kicked open the screen door and got on his
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7it happened. I ran out of batteries. I was horny as hell too. I did the only sensible thing and went out back to get my
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4your last." I said, bringing up my nine. I fired wildly, bullets went everywhere. Willie Mo took 2 in the chest, but Big Frank dove behind the bar. He emerged seconds later with
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1With a last sidelong glance at the toilet, he clambered out the window and down the tree. Shuffling into traffic he flagged down a passing motorist. "Help!" He cried. "My ass is
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2kill 2 birds with 1 stone and fill our bellies and be rid of these weirdos at the same time. We looked at each other in silence and went for our cooking knives. Quietly, we
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5his medicine and go to sleep, but that would mean those dreams again... Craig shuddered at the memories. Last night he dreamt
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2drums. As he pounded out the beats, unwashed hippies began to gather. They moved in jerky motions, as if they could not control themselves. It was all going so well until
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5turbo. A device that not only brought the dead to life, but made them fast. Fast enough to get there before it was too late. I knew what I had to do. I ran to the church where