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the only thing in this pretend fairy tale love, that was real. The bullets were even fake. But, the gun was real. So, I grabbed my virtual shopping list. It was tme to shop -
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but, for some reason I could not breathe anymore. And, panic set in. It seemed that my straw had an ungodly hole in it.
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had an urge like never before. An urge to find a Pinata and beat on it with one of those floating pool noodles. Which can take a while, I realize. I must find a pinata
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the thought of how many bad things they must have on his "life film" came to mind. How bad had he been? What about when he stole all those bananas. And the sparklers?
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pajamas on. Picked out my favorite fuzzy slippers, and I began my journey. Into the kitchen. I grabbed ice cream, baked potatoes, and some celery. To fry or bake?
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transportation? What about throwing a fake seizure fit? But how would that get the pretzel to me? Wait, what if I go into seizures because of a pretzel shortage?
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was a sneaky Amish man. They would probably run for their lives if they knew what was hidden up his Amish sleeve. Which, is easily done. The Amish wear long sleeves nd
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make phone calls to every single far away place I could think of. Guam was quite interesting. As I woke someone up in the middle of the night, or at least I think I did
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the man in the motorized wheelchair had ran straight off into the deep, cold lake water. Now what? Should I help him? But he was so mean to me earlier. The world would
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had horrid commercial songs stuck and would sing them out loud, so that everyone had to endure the never ending song.
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a little red wagon without wheels instead. The wheel, no that is one handy invention I thought to myself as i clumsily tried to get some type of motion going
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But, she had a plan. Women always have plans. Devious, crafty? I think it all came about from Eve tempting Adam with the apple. The one he was not supposed to eat. But, when Eve
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right in the middle of one of their favorite tropical vacation spots. Oh to see the looks on their faces. Especially since they arent there with their wives. This time
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one of those huge submarine sandwiches . The kind he had to sneak and eat in his Cosby show and the wife always found out. He also thought he seen Captain Caveman
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A splash of green, a thud, and I stopped the car to check for damage. What i seen was horrid. I somehow, someway, had just ran over Kermit the frog. Although he was a muppet
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something fell as I was shuffling around in all the things that ended up in the small area. It was.......a picture of Richard Simmons?? Am I cursed? cangegetaway fro
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how bad it was outside the pumpkin. It was much worse. Somehow, I must preserve this pumpkin. This is my world. Some have bubbles, I have a pumpkin.
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My imagination is running wild. Or, is this my intuition warning me? I must find a way to survive. To fail at this is not acceptable . Asylum? No, too risky. I need to
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and everyone's mood became lively and sinister. What new schemes would they pull over on the men today? The women put their creative senses together during these times and
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various Sesame Street characters. If only I could find a way to stick to the ceiling, like spiderman. She would never see me there!