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well, when I say "enrolled" what I really meant was thatr he now floated in a jar in a lab at the university, but you know what parents are like, as far as they were concerned the -
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the day, though the tiger was disappointing, I was still enjoying the moment, football, sofa, deep fried tiger in a bucket. . . .and a tall glass of freshly squeezed spermatosa and
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and i hit it hard, I had been waiting for trhis all my life, fame, recognition adoration of the masses, now i was someone, someone special, I was nasal orange guy and no one, would
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for impersonating a diamond backed rattler, suddenly the robot halted and stood stock still before letting out the most hideous keening scream that bounced off the walls of the old
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an unstable nuclear reactor approaching meltdown, I mean, who does? I was in despair until I realised that there was a way through this mess, a way that allowed both of us to hold
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placated though, even my offer to provide him with more beavers than a canadian national park could handle done nothing to appease him, this guy took his beavers seriously, it was
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I feinted a left hand swing at her throat and as she went to block, I brought the fork up fast and hard, jamming it up into her nasal cavity, with a vicious twist I spun her around
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of the one toed sloth, not an easy job,toe jam collecting, especially if the sloth was being a bit antsy as sloths are prone to be, add the fact that the fermentation process will
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just before she projectile vomited in Angelas face, as she crashed to the floor in agony, she realised that, by invoking the the 5th dimension she could have cancelled out that 3rd
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in walking on account of her blindness, not an easy state of affairs for someone with several pairs of eyes, but she knew how to feel her way around a basketball court, using her
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going to waste this boy on the bridge, no sirree, what kinda guy do you take me for? with those kinda ankles this kid was gonna be big, and with my patronage the sky was the limit
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hellsbells, I thought as I felt the flames of a billion damned sould sear my face, the screams from the audience was music to my rapidly crisping ears, yes, yes I gurgled as my old
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holding cell for foetal implants, with this doctor anything was possible, I had seen the jars with their floating mutants on the way in, even recognised a few from television, but
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seven headed hydra. . .repent bitch I scream at her, thoroughly enjoying myself, being pope was stressful at times, what with disciplining altar boys all day and saving the damned
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but this being no ordinary book, it stabbed right back at harry, catching him in the throat, with a swish of its deadly pages harrys head tumbled towards the floor, his blood began
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hinted at the deadly nature of his game, its a possum eat possum world out there doll, you need someone to look out for you and I'm one mean possum, stick with me babe and it will
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were down about a dozen, it had been quite a party, he would need to get help with the deadwood, and some buckets to mop up the mess, it smelled bad he thought, but he'd smelt much
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but since the ocean had dried up he could no longer fish, worse than this, he could no longer perform his party piece of walking upon the water, he was desolate, he though of his
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and realised that he was not alone, dammit he said to himself theres just no privacy when your a conjoined twin, but its worse when your a conjoined triplet he thought bitterly, he
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when i say apes earlobe, im talking metaphorically of course. But metaphorically about what, i cannot recall as my memory is a distant memory of some other time altogether far away