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This trap will be the ultimate dad-impresser! We set the trap, and waited for him to come by. He stepped nearer, which is when we realized we actually bought the dad-oppressor. -
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Humans think about stuff. That's all we have on our side. We build stuff and think about it. We have flimsy arms and bony brains. How we've survived this long i don't know.
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His eyes withered with jealousy, as he noticed the french patrons stare at my big, green, slimy bosom as i hopped over. The thought of him raging with jealousy excited me.
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"Break a leg, you said, break a leg," He wished me luck, whether he liked it or not. I jumped. Bitch better catch me or I'll break his leg.
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fondle the flowers.
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Smitty ran to the fortress of Solitude, and scratched at Krypto's quarters. Krypto, the very confused dog opened the door, and grew even more confused with the Labrodor.
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but soon, she began to literally shrink. She shrank to the point where she began to invert into herself. This however, enhanced her voice. It echoed through the room.
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me. It's very humorous. People are lifted by the string, not knowing what to expect, and yet expecting excitement. And lord behold they stop at me. Sitting on my porch. Laughing.
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feeling jiggy. Boy oh boy the hotdogs good today! No one, not even those mafia dudes will be able to resist. But he still resented the media, and denied them hotdogs. Oh Cheney.
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Venus replied, "Forgive me, for in my aroused state, I sometimes make mistakes, except in bed, but what is done is done. My boy named sue, you will truly inspire someone someday,"
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actually cotton, advertised to be the tips of q-tips strategically stripped off their little sticks. Those were all the rave. No one cared about the fees when it came to the tips..
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Rabit arose, and slapped the double-u's out of my speech. hence my inability to actually say double-u rather than actually double-u. I have a problem but it's better than the last.
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poked an eye back, but upon making eye contact, it immediately shied away. I got curious. I stepped closer, and it's little stringy eyeball poked further through the sand.
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out of his sockets, that is until he realized he had no sockets, but rather socks. He reached a little deeper and tore out his singular eye. "Who says I cant look away now sucka"
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suddenly, he went too far. He just spoke without stop talking in the way he was speaking against oh what luck he hasn't clue and there goes his que to stop his sentence but he cant
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bite his teeth in return. To my surprise they were made of gold and crumbled some at my first bite. He only had two teeth, one on top and one on the bottom. I just enjoyed his gums
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I undid my elegant origami crane form and bend into my new natural form: creased paper. Maybe now it'll let me go. Why would it want me anymore?
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machine threw three balls at me. Frankly I had forgotten why iI had bought that thing and dragged it in my room on the first place. I changed my mind. I can run my fingers through