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to wrest Thing from the Joker. Exterminator tackled the Joker, taking them both into the vat of molten lava below. Tony Montana said "Say, hello there, little friend" as he saw -
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All the other aliens are fighting to eat the cutest babies, but he can walk right into the nursing home and eat earthlings who USE TO BE CUTE BABIES. There's more meat too, but
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he was the fabled Dog of Rock who feeds hungry crowds with just a 11 pretzels and a few fish. Sparky thought it couldn't be true, but 7000 screaming people couldn't be wrong? He
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"Tim really needed that" "Why?! I thought it was just..." He looked in astonishment. "A GOLDEN TICKET?!" "It's a secret. Now, it's ripped. What will Wonka think?" Well, what Wonka
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St. Pauly Shore and John the Bat-shit crazy guy. Animal cruelty, bad tattoos, knock-off religions? Television had changed and it was time for me to buy a radio. I went down to the
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to your roller blades. Roller blades were under appreciated in the dare devil world, but I saw their potential. "I'll make him a star if its kills me." I'd say. Ironically it did
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and such. I mean, it's been a hell of a day and I need a vacation." The travel agent stared at me blankly. He then gingerly pushed a button on his phone and said simply "Security?"
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Before any of them new what had hit them, the man and his goons found themselves scourged by my sausage links. As I left the the bar, the bar keep asked, "
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He clutched the crown close to his chest and ran for his life. The earthen roof was collapsing around him. His fedora fell off, but he just left it. He lacked in diligence, but als
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He so desired a slice of that pizza and as government operative, he was a man who got what he wanted. But, the maintenance just helping himself to a slice? Too suspicious. Instead,
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melt from my face. I realized my jaw had dropped. Had I fallen asleep? I tried to compose myself, but she wouldn't stop. Her eyes blazed like
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Don Quipunch and he'd know. He didn't just tilt at windmills let's say. Cleveland Steamer, he was a classier sort of guy; more discriminating in his tastes. Although, they say he
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t's my yarmulke!" "Oh jeez, sorry Nate." He said, "But I'd like to finish if you don't mind." Nate wasn't sympathetic, "Look, we have no space in this dorm for your jerking off and
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of the sun? The cod felt so sleepy at home in the deep. As he delved deeper into the watery abyss, he remembered himself and understood his half-brother's anger. He had been so
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odel/Actress, as her business cards read. She'd need a new name her new face. "Vanna White, meet Zanna Black. Turning letters is a chump's game anyway. I have bigger fish to fry."
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d on himself till he was too rusted to move. "Where's that old oil can?" I said. "Just use some WD-40." Cowardly Lion interjected. Some people don't appreciate antiques I suppose.
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l. But, a dare is a dare, and if he made a fool of himself in front of everyone on the playground, he'd never live it down. So, he decided to create a distraction with the help of
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then I have it all figured in advance. Damsels in distress are no problem for a man with a degree in mathematics and a protractor, such as myself. Next time, however, I will
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y Grove Middle School Dance. Some things are better left unsaid, especially in mixed company. George knew this, even if some people did not. He'd decided instead to discuss the