Finished Folds (61—80)
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1in the Garden. He looked down at his body: "Well hello there! What's this? Looks evil, perhaps i should hit it might OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!!" Men are such idiots. Eve sniggered in
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1I was thus de-haired and now resembled one of those ratty little dogs that skinny bitches carry around in baskets and occasionally nibble on.
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1Also, the band will be flinging feces so prepare for the eventuality of eating shit. Fuck You Rich People are Pitchfork's new favorite band along with Beating Heart Rum-Bum Tuggers
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1into his bucket of gin and blew peanuts across the room. "It's a hard knock life!" ,he wailed plaintively. "Ain't dat the truths holmes." , Timothy the mouse answered.
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5projecting their future hangovers into their minds all at one time. In colleges across the nation a collective cry went up in dorms and communal bathrooms. The rancid stench of vom
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0a loudmouthed pundit. Of course, what he really wanted was to dance like the dirrrrty girls in the seedier theatres in town. "Ooh yeah, baby!" Al Sharpton caressed his mountainous
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6so hard the hem of her skirt flapped up,exposing one firm buttock. Unperturbed Mother Nature farted violently and continents shifted.
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4water-cooler. Sometimes I poured in Ipecac for shits and giggles-mostly giggles. Still, my fondest memories were of sitting on the back porch with gramps blasting passing dogs with
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2like idiots and mooning at the television cameras. Bare-buttocked and batty-brained, the consumers of this unholy spectacle twixt man and beast would revel in sadistic pleasure.
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7roundabout. "Courage men! We'll get there eventually!", the expeditions leader Edwin Buffoon called. With pride in their hearts and not a waft of smarts in their heads they marched
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3for the easiest access to it. He felt a chill on the back of his neck and turned. Death, clad in a paisley cloak towered over him, grasping a pink hedge-trimmer. "Bye cruel world."
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2behind me. It was Norris, in all his splendor! "You better stop whistling that indie-pop-rock shit boy or I'll hurt you like wedgie with piranhas in your shorts." My eyes widened
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4hell. The hooves of my horse grew weary and my eyes did not rest easy on the infernal horizon, spitting fire and brimstone. I reached absentmindedly into my coat to paw at the empt
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2the growing darkness comforted her and she smiled. She thought of conquest, of ruling together, with her God, from the deep.
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2d is you bitching!" As he turned back to the TV a police report was just being broadcast. "Hey look Norma!", Rodney yelled. "They caught your uncle Ned!" Rodney then lit an
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6had sex with every mammalian creature I could get my perverted paws on. Every night, I made sure to thak my mother for her inspiring life lessons.
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4lift boxes. Sometimes the boxes are heavy and soggy but Jacoby says "Don't you mind." I trust him. He wouldn't make me lose my job at Kinko's, would he?
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2s of people by spouting non-scientific mumbo-jumbo at them?" Mr. Cruise stared at me in silence for a moment before promptly leaping up to break my fingers. "Well now, that seems a
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1apparent in him. An acceptance of the man he was. "Mr. Allen..there's always pornography.", I consoled him. Tim looked at me with a fierce determination blazing in his eyes. "Never
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3she had always been an effective multi-tasker. This way Xerenya could be valiant and tederize meat at the same time. Her bountiful bosom swelled with pride at her own ingenuity.