Finished Folds (41—60)
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2untoward advances upon it's fragile person and to arm myself against the coming battle against the foulest Newt of them all.
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3Fortunately she had friends "in demolition".
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7mezzanine. I sang an ancient war song at them and they died in a not altogether peaceful manner.
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0In a frenzy of small chattering rodent teeth the mice leapt on to the hapless fish. It died a gruesome and painful death. The mice, empowered by their blood sport ruled all of us.
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3The acorns had been gone for centuries and would never return. There would be no great reunion. The trees stood as silent sentinels, finally petrifying and turning to stone.
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2n awesome party! A group of cabaret girls appeared from stage left and waggled their gams to great appreciation. A mariachi band the size of a symphony orchestra played
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7"I just bought a maglite! , God said with a gleeful voice. "Have a look!" I gazed into the celestial blaze: "Well yes that's very nice Mr. God" , i commented dryly.
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5the first time I had encountered one of the fascinating devices. I inserted myself into one once but the nice men with the badges and the guns said that was a no-no.
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4clothed and in a general state of decay. "Would monsieur consider applying a splash of refreshing fragrance?", the Smellmaster General asked. "Perhaps something with a hint of musk
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4room that i was manacled in. The years had taken their toll, my beard was long and my repeatedly soiled undergarments smelled like a fetishists paradise.
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4eree get some mouth-magic action. I was well versed in the art of licking peoples eyeballs and I was sure he would not be disappointed.
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3Cosmopolitan that morning. "At least I can find fame on eccentric/scary japanese game shows now." , she mused.
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2enough Mark Burnett turned up to create Survivor: Elementary, Lord of the Flies for realz.
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5I'm gonna fig your daisy to the break of dawn baby! Get down and praise my ghurkin!" The shocked chuch-folk prayed ever more fervently as the priest quitely disrobed and
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1kicked one of the winged monkeys in the nuts. The wicked witch was standing o the corner, lipstick smeared raggedly across her thin lips. Sun-bleached needlemarks on her arm stood
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5my lover Dolly. "Oh don't be silly! It's a perfectly normal and healthy stage in a new marriage to have performance anxiety!" , they crowed gleefully. "Baaaa.", my darling responde
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3expecting at least a half-assed battle instead a bare-bottomed bosche buggering. "Feuern sie die Fleishsuppe in die LEDERHOSEN!" , Sturmwurst Horstmacher screamed over the din of
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2to her mellifluous scream as she bounced once on the train tracks with a wet thud. A sly grin spread across Steve's symmetrical face. "Oh Emily you rampant minx."
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4ted the intelligence of these bipedal mammals. The guide had also failed to mention the peculiar facial-hair on these human females, very scratchy. "Come to bed ET.", a husky voice
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5"I'll crack your skill you fiendish cad!", the captain retorted. "This beast will not make a mockery of me or my men!" , he blustered. "I condemn you to return to the abyss!"