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to scream his love of every product. While his dad drunkenly fumbled with his bedside glasses, Jim ran to the window, pulled it open wide and screamed, "I love Trojan Condoms!". Th -
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biscuit. If you know what I mean.", said Princess HotPocket. Sir Red Devil saw the blush on Queen Whirlpool's face and lost all control. He pushed Chief Wala to the side, grabbed
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in outrage. Everyone felt that unless the corpse was given life, justice would not be served. Judge Grave called order. The court quieted down. One of the corpses eye's peaked open
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er the classroom. The brat gave Miss Berkey a sinister smile. He said, "I don't want you to forget my homework, Teach. I don't want anyone to forget". Thinking fast, Toni Berkey gr
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I put a finger to my tear and then to my lips. The salty taste broke me out of my fugue and I knew how to beat these meat-hating freaks! "The special salad will be done in a few",
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that had been basted in bath water. I miss tomatoes, peas, celery, and carrots. I never thought I would have to slit a peapod's throat. These government mutations messed up my
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to help. The witch doctor said he had seen the sneezing proplem many times. High Street in Nottingham often called him for his services. There is only one cure. CUT OFF THE NOSE!
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Gus met Dr. X at the door and said "She ate another one". Dr. X was aghast. "Is she out of her mind!?". The doctor and Gus walked over to the couch where I lay. Dr. X reached into
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dance floor began to rise. With every chant from the Euro-Asian monks the floor moved closer to the ceiling of the hall. Ravers began crying, leaping, raising their arms in triumph
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do not eat that donut! Alice's face formed a mean grin. The glass of milk appeared from nowhere. She dangled his love over the wet whiteness. "But it's the one I need, Dear. Now it
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Santa's soft words and the sight of the kites gently swaying in the blue skies of his eyes lulled her to blissful sleep. She dreamed of cotton candy pillows and red and white
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last. Whatever it was that sound was LOUD!. I went outside to check. I never saw the swing of the bat, I awoke in my dining room with
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did he have that Wookie stench? There was too much evidence. We took him and put him in a cold dark place. He was there until
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the bar. He glanced over and said "Give this chap anything he wants". Then W.C. Fields collapsed on the barroom floor. All became eerily silent. The man said
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fold in silence. But Steve broke the rule. He broadcast his fold to the world. The phone calls began soon afterwards. Anonymous calls with profuse vulgarity. Steve needed to
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I put my right foot out. the right side was blocked and stopped moving. I put my left foot out and the same happened with the left. I was patting myself on the back when my feet
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turned around. She was furious. How could this have happened? Shelby smiled and ran at Sir Loin screaming "Hey Sir Loin! Here comes some Mad Cow!".
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The letter in the envelope stated "You are a pawn in an internet writers site. Everything you do will be decided by people you do not know" He faced the screen and waited. Then he
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But these cats were different from the ones she loved. Very different. For one thing they spoke. Not meow that sounds like cow but vulgar words in plain english. The Tabby said
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Some smart ass next to her replied "I don't know. Do you?". But it was the kitchen. The flames were shooting out of the entrance to the main room. Everyone began to