Finished Folds (241—260)
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3"Catch that man!" one bellowed. Bob chanced a look over his shoulder and saw a crowd of people surge after him. "I'll shoot!" screeched Bob, frantically pulling the bubble trigger.
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3"This biscuit is really stale." He spat the damp mush and crumbs out of his mouth, spraying a shower of half-chewed biscuit from his chapped lips. He threw the rest to the ground
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7up kitchen duty found her unwashed dishes, along with the final remains of Maurice's left leg in the staff room freezer. The guard panicked. If he confronted her about it, he'd be
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3"In the kitchen!" came a cry. The unfamiliar voice was barely a rasp, low and distant, yet it felt like the speaker were whispering in my ear. I shuddered. A shiver ran through me.
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4When I'm feeling really wild, I'll even go for a ginger beer. I had thousands of sleepless nights in my future, so I wasted them to the best of my ability. Netflix, fizzy drinks &
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3no-one can hear you making fart noises while you squat over the zero-gravity toilet.
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2across the stage of my mind's eye it's like you're still here with me. I wish you'd shut up, actually. I really should have duct-taped your mouth shut before I murdered you.
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8"Awww," Clancy whined. "Are you sure? What's the point of a magic sword that doesn't grant wishes?" He bent to lift the heavy blade and jumped as an ethereal voice spoke to him.
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5The fool attempted to chase after me. I turned on my heel and glared sharply. He stopped in his tracks, looking like a deer in headlights. "I'm a very busy woman," I snapped.
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5There were plenty of tricky little puzzles which would take precious minutes to solve. Escaping the conventional way was for nerds. I lined up a punch at the thin plaster wall and
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5Why hadn't she studied harder in language class? Her mind was full of words, eloquently explaining the crime she'd witnessed, but these cops didn't speak her language. How could
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5was through the roof after he escaped conviction from his latest assault charges. The defence argued that, since he's a bear, he can't be held accountable for his actions.
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7By now the man had lost his temper. "I said no!" he growled, glaring at the doctor's proffered hand. He slapped the doctor's hand, causing him to drop it and send it crashing down.
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3then immediately regretted his actions. The apparently comatose woman sat up, got to her feet and slugged him so hard that he fell onto his arse. "Did you kick me?" she demanded.
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5and frowned. "Buddy, you're gonna have to grow some better tits than that." Jerry pouted. "But, sir, please, it's been my dream-" His lip trembled pathetically.
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4God, the baker's bread would not rise. All the work the baker puts into grinding the wheat and kneading the dough would be worthless if not for the magical ingredient.
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4saw anything at all, as Charlie was legally blind. Most of the time it didn't bother Charlie unless someone challenged him to a round of golf with a Peppermint Patty as the prize.
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4The cave air was thick and humid. The climb through the narrow passages left them sweating, but there was no relief. "We must be getting close to the core of the earth by now!"
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3The girl shrugged on her thickest coat, wrapped scarves around herself and adorned every extremity with some variety of knitted apparel. "I'm ready!" she told the magic carpet.
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511. You'll always find it in the last place you search. 12. Obviously: you stop looking once you find it. 14. Sometimes it can be hiding in plain sight. 15. Unless it's point #13.