Finished Folds (21—40)
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3"So can you, like, just catch my soul and stick it back into my body?" he asked the reverse exorcist. "Yesss," hissed the reverse exorcist, "but for a price..."
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2"Go ahead, witch," I snarled. "Duck the police! They're all runts!" The old woman gasped in disapproval and slammed her shutters closed. "Anyone else got a trucking problem?"
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3In fact, the Death by Chocolate routine quickly proved to be so popular that Brother Jacobs, a former business student, realised they could be raking in the cash.
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0The Pope bowed. The attendants standing behind him screamed as his skimpy robes rode up to reveal the frilly bloomers beneath.
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3I glanced around desperately, looking for anything that would work. I had to escape this gluten-free, vegan, organic hellscape before I turned into a piece of tofu. Ah - a bag of
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3"My polo shirt is red," muttered Craig, inserting a finger into his navel, "so why is the fluff navy?" He swiped a piece of lint and held it up to his nose, inhaling deeply.
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2within a year of completing the program. Though the lima beans were a cruelty-free, sustainable option, the zombies just couldn't resist the rich, meaty aroma of human flesh.
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3before picking up the pooper scooper and scooping up the bee's body. "Rest in peace, you little maniac," the expert said, flicking it into the garden bed.
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1armed only with a bucket of watered down bleach and our Sham-Wow!™ cleaning cloths. "To me, men!" I shouted, "let's scrub these scrubs!"
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4I had to get out of here quickly, before my skin sloughed off my body. I pulled the bowie knife out of my boot and slashed blindly at the creature's slimy stomach walls.
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2The stallions seemed to fall outside the Orb's sphere of influence. She wondered how that was possible, but when she looked into the eyes of the magnificent beasts she understood.
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1Still, that was a problem with an easy solution. She yelled as the icy cold water burst forth from the showerhead, spraying her with bullets of water. The grime was purged from
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5Jewel was overcome with a surge of rage. It flooded her body and turned her vision red. She snatched the Beefaroni can and threw it to the ground, grinding her heel into the metal.
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3something completely different. Unfortunately, this argument did not fare well in court and she soon found herself convicted of murder and slapped in shackles.
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4dreadful knock at the door. He had to act fast. Chad stripped the sheets from his bed and tied them together with strong knots. 5:58. He flung the end of the makeshift rope out of
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5The guard stared at him. "Well, if you want a bit of spanky spanky, I could go for that," he elaborated. This only served to further the guard's confusion.
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3I screamed from the bottom of my lungs. A school of fish spilled across my tongue and swam through my living room. I breathed in nothing but water. The bass watched me as I choked.
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5on it during your lunch break, and that could have happened to anyone, thank you very much. "If you were on your break," I began, "couldn't you have gone to buy a new shirt?"
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8never pulled up to the stop. The commuters waited in stony silence for hours, days, weeks - finally, all that was left of them was a morose, grey garden of skeletal statues.
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8From then on, it's easy to scam them into thinking I have psychic powers. I make a solid buck performing on the streets, where stupid tourists can't wait to give their money away.