Finished Folds (161—180)
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3kilometres wide, so it took me a good 2 hours to walk to the Humour section. I puffed to catch my breath and scanned the shelves. "A-ha," I said, seizing the volume. It was empty.
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3to vote, Felicia called up her uncle to ask for his advice. "Uncle Frank," she began. "Hang on love," he said, "I just gotta pull off the highw- AAAAH!" Felicia heard a deafening
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3which the chicken now sat upon. She squawked irritably and fixed a beady, yellow eye onto anyone who approached her and the legendary eggs.
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1left nostril, it's about 0.4mm wider than the right one. I can't afford a plastic surgeon with my job as a barista, so I've taken to dealing McNuggets on the side.
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6the girl. The girl growled and raised her fists. "Honey," she snarled at the witch, "I grew up on the streets. I'll show ya how we rumble." She flung a punch and felled the witch.
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3ade no difference where the reflective surface was. Titch the gorilla was the Narcissus of the jungle and simply couldn't bear to look away from his own reflection. She sighed and
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6we're sure as hell not going to miss it." He sat in the back seat as the women drove wildly to the orchard and hopped out. One shoved a basket into his hands. "Get picking, chump."
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2a scan on the sweet. "It contains trace amounts of ambrosia," she declared. We all looked to the mysterious lodger. "What?" he asked. "Can't a guy keep mythical Ancient Greek foods
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6not respect the classist culture of academic elitism which has permeated our learning institutions." The spider gasped. "That sounds like something an uneducated person would say!"
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6had done the right thing. Money was nothing compared to the sight of the mermaid happily frolicking in the waves, her shimmering tail refracting the pink dusk light. Adrian beamed.
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3I made up some work experience and sent them my resume. I was surprised when I was called in for an interview. "So, tell us about your work as a carnival psychic," said the boss.
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5Their nuns' habits billowed behind them as the nuns took to the air in a whirlwind of black. "Fly, my pretties, fly!" the Mother Superior cackled. The nuns sped after their target,
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4Everyone was alarmed. By that stage, pretty much all humans had assumed that they'd be their own end: finding out that someone else would be responsible came as a shock. The date
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4Unfortunately, not a graphic designer: I squinted at the print on the business card, typed in size 2 font and filling the entire card. "You have... lots of interests," I said.
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1grinned as he scooped the mashed fried potatoes into a KFC bucket and presented it to me as if it were a sacred object. I accepted the smushed mess and stuffed my face with relish.
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4I could feel the wooden panels pressing into my every side. As if being stashed away in a casket wasn't claustrophobic enough! I made a pact with myself to lay off the McNuggets.
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8down a gravel footpath". I snorted. Easy. I filled in the squares of the crossword and moved to the next clue. As I went to take a sip of tea, I noticed the surface was rippling.
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3feet tall and whack my head on almost every door frame I walk through. Still, it's better than the old days of getting lost in tangles of hair. Now even the NBA wants to sign me!
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1states. When she saw the news, she immediately filed a defamation case against me, claiming I was throwing mud on her name for political reasons. I couldn't afford a lawyer, so I
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3"I'f I'm going down for this, I might as well go out with a bang," I reasoned. I opened the safe in my basement and took out my stash of weaponry. I hailed a taxi and directed him