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The End. "Now, I don't know about you boys and girls," the teacher spoke, "but there were some valuable lessons in that story." Jimmy, 5 years old, raised his hand. "Bullshit." -
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"Of course. Chuck Norris is capable of anything.".......Except, he knew that wasn't true. Nobody knew it, but once, a long time ago, he himself had seen Chuck Norris fail to
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Do not talk about the Altered. 2) Do NOT talk about the Altered. The rules were simple enough and the forfeit for breaking them severe, yet Angela's delight in her new form was
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from fishing her inhaler out of her handbag. She really needed to get another Dr's appointment to sort out this bronchitis. As she stepped through the fence, she smelled a foul
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The storyteller looked at this story ruining fold, not knowing what the fuck it was about or how to continue, but he knew HIS fold must contain
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immediately recognised this as a fourth wall breaking story fold, concocted by a friend, but what did that mean for him ? Was he real, or a part of this story. Could he change it ?
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This she-wolf in heels looked at him and licked her lips. He knew the smell of his sweat was very bacon-y. As she sank her teeth into him, all he could say was "Why.....why straw
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the energy to get his translation book out of his back pocket, but he forgot he'd used all but one page as toilet paper. He spoke the remaining phrase, not knowing what it meant.
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eased us up to 88mph. "You better back up", said John, "you'll need more road." I smiled, "Rhodes ? Where we're going we don't need...Rhodes." The different spelling was lost on
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This was a new kind of feeling. Like a kind of upside down sadness. He didn't really know how to vocalise it properly, and everyone waited to hear what he would say. He looked up
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She cut deeply into the body, feeling the warmth spill out. Sticky, rich.....thank goodness she had taped the blade to her hand. Most of the children at the party started to scream
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Three times I head heard the back door squeak open. This was not normal. For a start, we didn't
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have known that. There were no warning signs. Besides that creepy butler with too much information. And that weird invite I got to come here. But my drinking kept me sharp, so I
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sunk deep into a medically induced comma, which is the most serious type of grammatical condition. There he met his spirit animal, the paperclip guy from Microsoft Word. "You look
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that one time at band camp, when he stuck a flute in that other screaming baby's mouth. All that happened then was a poor rendition of Aqualung by Jethro Tull. Stupid baby. How
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"the rest of her natural life" behind bars. It broke my family apart. Yeah, sure, all those kids died, but they were shitty kids anyway. One of them humming the tune to
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No-one had ever beaten her at Mortal Kombat. No one could. Her prowess as 'Scorpion' was the envy of the neighbourhood cats. But there was that ONE mouse who though he was IT. That
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it was perfectly natural for a Genie to be gay. It all made so much sense: the tiny waistcoat on his bare chest, his silken leggings and how fabulous he'd make everything. I never
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It was less the culinary double entendres, more the fact that I would say "in quotations marks" every time I said things in quotation marks. It's funny now thinking back, I never
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It was laying on a poorly lit table, opened at a chapter I hadn't noticed before. As I walked slowly towards it, I felt the dark envelope me, grow thicker. I read the