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tried to stab a man with a switch-blade comb. Instead of killing him, i just styled his chest hair. I won the comb at the fair, i had to throw darts at -
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I really hope I get my GED this time around. 3rd time's the charm right? Damn geography, I only know West Virginia. My Sister/wife is from the town of
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drink on and his smoke on, and go home with, something to poke on... - Dr Dre
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Aloha. Because it means hello and goodbye. That can get confusing when dealing with screaming fans, especially in the city of
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Said "never sleep with a big girl who smells like Gold Bond because her inner thighs will be all chaffed up, looking
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that guy has swallowed a ton of seamen. A regular whale, known to get harpooned a few times hanging out at
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we lost and I had to fire him. Poor guy, just trying to feed his kids and i just took away his
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they got jobs. Little punks, i would give them half my salary if they would help me do half of my
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i had to dig through a hot brown mess with no tp in sight. This first date was not going to end well. So,
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the Vagasil company, you will get burrrned.
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some street cred. I like to bump a lot of polka though. You should see the looks i get down at the
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Instead, I went with the Kate Gosslin cut. Party in the front, business in the back and
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bang that blond smurf. I don't remember her name, but she has the nicest blue rack and I've always wanted to
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the biggest, slimyest roaster. Me personally, i just let them slide right down my throat. Or, i like to flick them at
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guns. Getting pretty hammered, i was hoping I had at least a shot with the girl with the
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owner of Papa Johns opened the trunk of his '71 Camaro. But it was too late, I had already
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see how I was really living. The lies, the deceit, he would probably stay in that dumpster.
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Wisconsin thing. I eat a lot of cheese. Not the store brands, I like to go to the farm and milk the
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half a 40oz and a McRib. Those guys must really
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pale, stocky legs of one of the female competitors. He knew he was in trouble by the way she handled the