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  tried to stab a man with a switch-blade comb. Instead of killing him, i just styled his chest hair. I won the comb at the fair, i had to throw darts at

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  2010-12-30 11:09:37

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  I really hope I get my GED this time around. 3rd time's the charm right? Damn geography, I only know West Virginia. My Sister/wife is from the town of

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  2010-12-30 11:06:44

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  drink on and his smoke on, and go home with, something to poke on... - Dr Dre

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  2010-11-13 12:48:09

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  Aloha. Because it means hello and goodbye. That can get confusing when dealing with screaming fans, especially in the city of

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  2010-11-09 08:47:20

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  Said "never sleep with a big girl who smells like Gold Bond because her inner thighs will be all chaffed up, looking

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  2010-10-20 14:01:14

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  that guy has swallowed a ton of seamen. A regular whale, known to get harpooned a few times hanging out at

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  2010-10-19 21:58:37

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  we lost and I had to fire him. Poor guy, just trying to feed his kids and i just took away his

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  2010-10-19 21:52:31

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  they got jobs. Little punks, i would give them half my salary if they would help me do half of my

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  2010-10-18 18:01:44

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  i had to dig through a hot brown mess with no tp in sight. This first date was not going to end well. So,

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  2010-10-18 17:56:59

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  the Vagasil company, you will get burrrned.

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  2010-10-04 15:48:10

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  some street cred. I like to bump a lot of polka though. You should see the looks i get down at the

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  2010-05-27 12:16:32

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  Instead, I went with the Kate Gosslin cut. Party in the front, business in the back and

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  2010-05-25 12:58:29

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  bang that blond smurf. I don't remember her name, but she has the nicest blue rack and I've always wanted to

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  2010-05-24 14:33:53

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  the biggest, slimyest roaster. Me personally, i just let them slide right down my throat. Or, i like to flick them at

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  2010-05-24 14:14:32

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  guns. Getting pretty hammered, i was hoping I had at least a shot with the girl with the

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  2010-05-18 10:38:27

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  owner of Papa Johns opened the trunk of his '71 Camaro. But it was too late, I had already

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  2010-05-13 16:49:06

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  see how I was really living. The lies, the deceit, he would probably stay in that dumpster.

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  2010-05-13 15:32:34

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  Wisconsin thing. I eat a lot of cheese. Not the store brands, I like to go to the farm and milk the

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  2010-05-13 15:22:13

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  half a 40oz and a McRib. Those guys must really

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  2010-05-12 21:52:20

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  pale, stocky legs of one of the female competitors. He knew he was in trouble by the way she handled the

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  2010-05-12 21:30:44