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  Then the detective took off his skin and an alien popped out. Will Smith tried to chase him, but he stuck his slimy tounge out at Will and ran. Just then, Neo jumped on the alien

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  2012-01-07 09:25:43

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  to go to Dog Heaven. Peter smuggled his dog on the heaven train. An angel said, "You're not supposed to be here!", so Peter broke a window and jumped out of the moving train into

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  2011-08-13 13:01:37

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  I threw up. Hungry, I went to McDonald's. It was being robbed, so I flung myself at the robber. I was shot, but was able to hold him down until help came. I got a free happy meal.

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  2011-08-13 12:47:34

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  . King Arthur saw his knights' look of terror. He looked around but didn't see Robin Hood behind him, who shot and killed him. The knights then gave Robin Hood all of their money.

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  2011-08-13 11:30:17

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  I was a tightrope walker and today, I was walking across the world's deepest hole. Showing off, I was eating Cheetos while doing it. Unfortunately, I fell off. At the bottom, a man

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  2011-08-13 09:03:28

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  I was sitting outside when a little green man started yelling, "Help!" I approached him and said, "With what?" he motioned to his spaceship and I went in. Our ship teleported to

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  2011-08-13 08:59:39

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  . Robin then heard from behind him, "Hello..", so he turned around and was face to face with the Joker. Then, Batman rode in on his motorcycle and ran the Joker over. The End.

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  2011-08-13 08:51:35

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  in my car and it broke down. I called a mechanic, but he was off duty. I proceeded to teleport to the mechanic's house. He got so mad at me for trespassing, he came at me with a

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  2011-08-11 10:11:46

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  I was walking down the street one day when I saw a cat. The cat was talking to other cats. They all had jetpacks on. I asked if I could have one and their answer was

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  2011-08-11 10:04:45

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  dog. The dog was then eaten by a dragon. I hopped on the dragon and told him to giddyup. The dragon told me to shut up and that I wasn't the boss of him. I said, "Wait,

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  2011-08-11 09:51:35

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  I was watching tv when I realized I had a third arm.Testing out the arm, I went outside and climbed a tree. I got bored easily, so I went back inside and ate some chips until

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  2011-08-11 09:43:13

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  destruction of the universe. While thinking about this. I realized " Hey, I have wings!" Because of this, I tried to fly away to the king, but I crashed into a tree. When I woke up

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  2011-08-11 09:36:39