Finished Folds (221—240)
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3Next time I went to class I carried my shoes, walked directly up to the professor and said "next time, you'll be the one rubbing my dubstep toe.". His face turned to disgust as he
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3sy! (Easier than turning auto correction off!). The philanthropist then requested the apprentice to start adding an auto correction on/off button to all apps that anyone downloads,
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6be able to see her toes while standing upright. After all, she weighed 350 on a good day. She was watching her favorite extreme workout video while lying on the floor lifting her
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4My little friends never let me down. The bed bugs, the lice, the spiders too. Make room for more! Birds and other predators were so pesky. Beverly Hills Bugs will own this plac
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5to retrieve his knife. He felt its handle and slowly gripped it. The professor held his breath and walked back to HIS spot. No one, I mean NO ONE will take my SPOT! Men better
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4Everyone had to tell how long they had known Fergie, how many times had they wished she was sick or heaven forbid, wished she were dead! You know dog people, always going for the
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4lased out at his insensitive ordering of any dish for dinner that contained fried eggs! Don't you have any pride you fool! My pride however was growing at an alarming pace, I could
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5Then I turned slowly away and acted like I wasn't watching him watch me. Because watching him watch me is like a sweet little taste of candy.
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3What the....!!! I said to never wake me before 10 a.m. Leave me or I'll put those ping-pong balls where they don't belong! The sock turned away from Jake and sulked. Back to
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9ile finishing sentences with a preposition. Why would he do that for? Go on and gerund all you want. No one is watching, the teacher took off with the soccer coach ten minutes
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6Granny Squares! Granny began by gathering evidence from the three dead bodies found during the last three weeks. One had knitting needles through the ear, one scissors in the eye
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5d too. I held her hand until we were both sweating. We both looked straight ahead and acted like nothing was happening. What time does your dad get home? I couldn't let go, she
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1Making friends with rocks was easy. Controlling your subconscious, took some serious meditation. Tap in, tap in and feel the top of your head. Kathy led the class of new recruit
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3They are always always always always always always, yes always laughing their silly ninny heads off. One would think that Miss North would put a stop to it. She whispered to her
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4were nearly gone. I could just make out the edge of the trees and nearly fell tripping over downed branches. "Derpy!!" a little louder this time. The silence felt heavy with
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4d back and admired the carnage. Doc Holiday liked nothing more than a day of 14th century-like, get your hands dirty, give 'em a glorious ending fight. Tom turned to the window
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2ded to complete the pizza rotisserie challenge within 30 minutes in order to rescue his prized Kinshasa bred bulldog. The young chef grabbed the dough and frantically pushed it
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7sweetest sound on open-mic night." The rookie took in the sound of the laughter it felt incredible. The bar tender gave him a thumbs-up and he started an enthusiastic, "my wife
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2tolerant. There's one in every wolf crowd these days. Tracy was given a minute to say some touching last words before the rope would be tighten around his hands and the dragging
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4and white puddle shaped like a baby seal. Watching and recording every last twitch was disgusting! Who signed me up to work in this waste land where only the weak get caught and