Squawkers, everyone's favorite parakeet,

Squawkers, everyone's favorite parakeet, hit a dark time in his life when puberty hit. His voice was changing & people would make fun, calling him squeakers. He needed to prove his

parakeetness, but how? He tried not talking, but as a president of the parakeet public speaking forum, u can imagine how difficult that was. Poor Squawkers was desperate. Puberty

made Squawkers voice unreliable. Squawkers also had a few unexpected nocturnal emissions, but that's not part of THIS particular Squawker story. The Parakeet Toastmasters invited

Squawkers to a lunch, they chipped away at millet and stared at the birds in the mirror. Parakeet Toastmaster said, "I'd like to start-" The bird in the mirror was talking at the s

ame time but it said "Hey, Santa Ana called. Your charter's been revoked." Parakeet Toastmaster head-butted the bird in the mirror but he ducked and Squawkers flew down over the

railing. Stomping his foot he went down the stairs. How could his charter be revoked it just didn’t make any sense

The charter to cook pizza on a rotisserie within the city walls of Kinshasa was a great prize. A great prize lost. The loss of which was a blight on his hitherto sunny life. He nee

with a heavy wooden rolling pin, flattening it. Then smothered with sauce, and layered toppings over it. The chef wrapped the pizza around the roasting chicken and tied it with

a delectable cord of fresh spring oni--...Sorry, the rest of this fold is just too illegible. Someone appears to have salivated in hunger all over it. ~..,;;'; '^`