Finished Folds (281—300)
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6Pope Bob loved to be hilarious. So he snuck out to buy an iPhone from a son named Jobs. For Bob was the only one who didn't have an iPhone. He had a secret desire to text. Text
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2they became extremely drunk, but being drunk was their secret power. When they were all drunk they could save mankind. Which they have done before, they just couldn't remember it.
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3spam, the more the better. Nigerian hackers, preying on the young and the old. They would work 20 hour days to irritate the majority and trap the gullible. "click here, you've
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5soccer balls out to kids on Halloween. Things were turning inside out and elderly nieghboors were looking scared. Kids were running the schools, pets were abandoned and running
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2were the remains of his hot dog. He screamed "NOOOOO!" His wife and children dug themselves from the rubble, they found Heckeshev in a hysterical state, crying and moaning. What
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0a whole pan of brownies, a bag of chips and a large diet coke (diet!). Fatler required the Polish to make more of his favorite dishes. He would barely feed them anything while he
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3-ld fish on his headboard. Aaron was obsessed with gold fish. I know I'm the one that flushed his last living fish, but you have to keep that to yourself! What Aaron doesn't
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3He had been dissed several times before, but none quite like this. He felt his blood pressure rising and lashed out, "how say ye that I singlehandly brought shame to the kingdom!"
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8-ers continued coaxing and promising to bring in world renown therapists. Keep the cameras rolling. "Cry baby cry! You'll be a star, trust me."
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4head back, placed his hands straight up in the air and said "it's true, it's me you've been after, and I can't continue running.". Scar was thrown to the ground by Manatee and
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1"The coffee in Twin Peaks is better than ice cold water in July in Tucson AZ, where.." Janeway slid into a mumble. Her hands together like she was holding a hot cup. "The cherry
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1on a busy street, with sirens going by, horns honking and my neighbors constantly bickering. No this wouldn't do. I had to get away. I searched for my end of life respit, I held
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3a hazard on holes eight and twelve. If you lose your ball in there, you leave it for the rats. The infestation started we added the cardboard box windmill and
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3Hey, a meerkat's gotta do what a meerkat's gotta do. He makes a ton of money, reads from cue cards and cracks a few jokes. His value to to clan survival is secondary, pushed out
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5angels and demons. The angels always win of course, but the demons cheat, lie and steal to make it interesting.Steve Jobs worked with God for three thousand years before generation
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6win him the leading role. He was offered the job of key grip, whatever that was. The math teacher found himself stalking the actors. He would show up with lines memorized and
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2short-sleeved button down shirt and the pants pulled up too high. He didn't look the part, which made him perfect. Donald took me down to the landfill to scare the
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6into a rant of preschool songs and apologies for being so annoying. Tinkie laughed to himself and increased the dosage. He also added agent orange to the mixture. He lifted the
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4was ruining my life. All I could think about was making them pay! Nothing, not even system down-time or committee stupidity could stop me now.
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4hairs lasered! Lack of personal grooming before the ring can't be a good sign. Soon after there would be no more use of deodorant, next I'd have to deal with