Finished Folds (301—320)
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3looked down. It was only a split second later I felt the pain. The kind that makes your teech clench and head spin. My own family jewels, attacked by
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3and was a hazard for small aircraft. "Honey, did you eat the beans last night? Call your mother because you got some explaining to do." TV Helicopters started hovering around
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5my friend, who couldn't help but talk with his hands flailing, knocked the phone out of my hands. It went sailing across the table, bounced off the ketchup bottle, hit the
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4super awesome! Next you play Dictionary Scrabble where everyone looks up obscure words before their turn and no one cares. That's the way we always play at your house. Why not
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2captain was eavesdropping. He knew his secret, but was enjoying the show. It was high time she met her match. The couple fought all night and then fell back, lighting up the sky.
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4and even embarrased Tom. Just slide down the countertop at full speed, right into my mouth, I promise I will keep you safe in my mouth until the camera stops rolling. Jerry smiled
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3are insane." I will see to it you never work again in this town. He contacted his wanna-be attorney (its just a piece of paper right?) and filed a malpractice suit. The doctor
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5threw the plate against the wall. The waiter quickly moved in close enough to grab the silverware and candlestick. "Sir, please, we don't want hurt you...". He wasn't in the mood
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2wrong. She didn't understand batteniese. He swooped and dove, so impressive! She ran and screamed. A match made in heaven? The older bat-boys were going to have a hay day
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2hold hands for days at a time. It was disturbing. S&B (Skull and Bulk) were developing a new line of cake fillings and frostings and were putting on about five pounds a day just
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3Timmy was in a hot spot and it wasn't getting cooler anytime soon. Quick move to the left and a dive to the middle of the hot tub gave Beelzebub the slip. He jumped up and took
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1She turned her back toward him and hoped he wouldn't ask any more questions. He was oblivious to her cold shoulder and kept pressing for more details, "what kind of bunny?" She
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5machine turning into peanut butter w/ the jelly swirl, sadly it all stopped at once. He asked, "what happened?" "I don't know" said his monkey. Ganapati shook the vending machine
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2I took my armor, bow and arrows and a map of Newtland. My comrades shouted "Bless you! And may God bring you back!". I walked away with high spirits and finished well.
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1me a glance that said 'we must be getting back.' The temperature was expected to drop below freezing. We left the plane wreckage carrying food, a few bottles of water and
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5and create a horrific car wreck that would surely leave her incapable of chopping me to tiny pieces. He squeezed the steering wheel and jerked it hard. The car hit the barrier and
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2tree and began swinging his ax as hard as he could. George used chopping cherry trees as a stress reliever. His therapist said to ignore anything that seemed to peer out from the
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1where everyone relied on caffeine and cigarettes, it wasn't all that different. Real world was so cliche. Putting their overused terminology ahead of their brains left new thought
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1entertaining, and if he could catch up to Taylor Swift every now and then, he could make this lifestyle fit his city gone country. Just watch out for the grits on a stick, they'll
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3-usion. The "food" was really just ice chips, a little food coloring and salt. "Salt! Are you trying to kill us?" He hit the bars with such force that it knocked the guards back