Finished Folds (121—140)
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4his every waking moment. Dream guides were the best! One moment you would be headed downtown on the train and the next moment you would be lifted up by a long string attached to
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2shutter. Pickles purchased her first tube of lipstick. When she painted her lips red, they practiclly lept out in contrast to her dowdy grey clothes. Her world started to change
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5"My Life on the Bench." I would put a photo of a crack in the sidewalk on the cover. The park bench was where I listened to talk about hurt and wasted dreams. Those stories needed
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2living organisms. Nothing could hurt me. My superhuman cells would fight off 'bugs' from the galaxy's mulching sector like none other. They kept me working there, chained to the
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5reciting my vows with sincerity. She was 32 and I was 76. She was the one I'd been waiting for all my life. Harold and Britney. The worst part wasn't the sex, it was the
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6and Bobbi Jo weap. Bobby Jo loved health inspector fashion police! She wanted to start her own reality TV show called, "Billy's nose and Bobbi's hose. Billy would catch filthy
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2and mascara and size 12 heels. "The next time you waltz in here, leave your boys at home!" The producer grew tired of appeasing popstars and their 'girls.' He wanted to work with
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3near your bedroom window waiting for you to fall asleep. The bird (aka ego assassinator, contract killer) would then fly in through the chimney, and into your room. It deposited
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3Mary Ellen!" Alex jerked out of his counting trance and said, "Son, get me my gun, we've some goblin chasin' to do." Chunky-Faces Quarrel was only seven. The last time he chased
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1time to try them on? He wanted to feel the soles under his feet and smell that new shoe smell. He knew having those shoes at that riduculous sale price would make him the most
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1His anxiety changed to frustration and after two hours of sitting the worthless funiture meeting Chip was going crazy!.What is funiture anyway? When will they get to the part
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6rearrange 2 people a day and double it every day for 240 days. The Ultrarich couldn't help imagining having billions of Jessica Simpson's at his beck n call. He'd make them wash
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2ng me your ID and your ticket. The TSA doesn't let me just search you for no reason." Her one eye was staring at my chest. Like she knew. Her badge "LaMeata Hawkins". My skin
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3The officer settled back and started his afternoon nap. While dreaming of donuts, the woman in the new SUV doing her makeup in the rearview mirror, slammed into the back of his
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6"Sit down and SHUT UP! You're way out of line here." The nuns knew his type, YELLING everything like it's going to make people listen to you. Rights are way over rated
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5Donna Duvall. Because if you go past the "Ds" I get all wierd about names that start with E. She started reading the phone book, and looking back over her shoulder she noticed a
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5and headed to 24 hour fitness! The fitness geeks that work out at 1 a.m. will appreciate my meatloaf. She waited near the stationary bikes to be noticed. The Commander followed
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4reply that they would never forget. I wrote "she lives next door to the man that lives along the river with his sister." Their frustration might now match my despair. Jonestown had
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7My new bakery could only have one name, "Sweet Flapp'n Confections." SFC for short. I would make winged cakes and angel pies. Who's laughing now! The flying theme was all
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1en Monster's eye. The Green Monster was very thankful. He lifted up my broken body and carried me to his castle. I was only semi conscious. The wounds to my face kept me from