Finished Folds (141—160)
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1I don't feel like a zombie!! How did it happen? Did I fall and break my neck? That might be why I'm holding my head to one side and limping. My leg hurts, my arm hurts, my last
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4and Tony was just looking at them and wondering how he was going to get out of this town. Nothing but two bit writing. Rich and Brian noticed he was lost in thought, they took a
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5the street. I was destined to be the next Michael Jordan. LaBron has nothing on me! I lived next to the dumpster on Downing. Getting noticed by the NBA was going to be no easy
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3baby." He looked down at his feet, what could he possibly know about childbirth? When he answered the ad for a "presentation speaker" to make a few extra $ he didn't know Madam
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4cabinet (where she was snooping) she found laces pasted to the back of the mirror. They spelled out, "If you're reading this, then you'll pass out in exactly 12 seconds". Shaman
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3spread vicious rumors about the president and plant microchips into his cabinet members. The security drones had to win the trust of the assistants. So everyday they brought them
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3I said boldly to Mr. Fu Schnickens Rickshaw "Why don't you show me exactly what's in the Schnickens Chicken pie?" Mr. Fu looked around the room to see if anyone was listening, "Go
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3willing to listen without interrupting. Labs are quiet places. Maya Angelou could not be interrupted Under no circumstances would any lab rat squeak, or monkey chatter. The study
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7as the world heated up and the ice began to melt. The ice sculptors were calling out "Stop!! You dancing lunatics are melting my masterpiece!" The warming (and dancing) continued
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3Williams couldn't handle such a domineering roommate. He answered the Craig's list ad with the description "easy to get along with" and got mr. "I'll put you under my thumb!".
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4vs. the ninja battle! The limericking ninja came back with "he walked with a limp, and loved his chimp, oh will his chick, who loves St. Nick, ever forget the pimp?" The leprechaun
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4"And after I straighten you out, I"m gonna have to teach you a lesson you'll never forget." Marlon Brando was starting to sound a lot like my mother. Next he'll be telling me to
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4im. "Easy David, put down the dog." David was breathing rapidly and he had them right where he wanted them. He was in total control the entire time. He passed right by them with
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4Tom walked away determined never to lust again! For anyone! That lasted about three seconds. Thoughts of the way she tucked him in were overwhelming. The $1M princess' game was
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3A soft and fuzzy feeling filled me until a jet slammed into my mind! Falling back to earth and back to my body was like bungee jumping without a rope. My mind was reeling with
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6The flashbacks started being more the norm than not. Was I living my life over again? Then it hit again, lightning bolts flashed and I was back in freshman year. The girls were
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7"Tell the candied fruit to back off!!" The cheesecloth was soaked and war torn. "Get that oven to precisely 350, that'll slow them down." Pecan Don didn't notice the slow rise
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3ll cap was the most original among all of my cousins. West Virginia coal mines are dark and damp and have more tapeworms than hives on my mama's legs. The crafty tapeworm took a
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5The Chemical Brothers crystals fell and knocked over the fossils. Shards were flying everywhere! Moby Dick kept slamming into us. I frantically tried to save the last fossil and
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4"Hiding is for those who want to survive," he thought. Mon Calamari stood up straight, looked squarly into the camara and said, "He who wants to live, follow me!" The cheering