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turn you into a werewolf, but that they're just guessing about that." That was enough to reassure me, so I immediately ate the entire bag of werewolf jerky. Then all of a sudden I
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see my sweaty lover be hanged, to kick the bucket, to give up the ghost, to croak. The idea that he would soon be worm food was too much for my tender heart to bear. So I just left
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They called it the Eighth Wonder of the World, the 24/7 traffic jam running through the city year round, and nobody knew that it was all because of me! Hail Hydra! But one day as I
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put their words through the translator, but every Gargonzoan word translates as "something." "What are they saying?" Zeb asked. "Something something something...," I said. "Never
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"Ole!" the leprechaun couple cried, as did the rest of the crowd at the bullfighting arena at the end of the rainbow. The ironically named "Dr. Goodfeel" wasn't going to spoil thei
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then I would say to you what Heidegger once said to a friend who asked him if he considered truth to be beauty or vice versa." Billy took another swig and continued, "He said that
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I was one told of a mystical place of healing called McDonald's. They told me I could fatten up in no time just by eating food from McDonald's, but it sounds too good to be true.
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no milk? How was it that a cow had big sharp teeth and ate other cows? And who had ever heard of an orange cow with black stripes? The Satanic Cow was truly a scientific mystery.
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Also, he was on the wrong planet and space groundhogs don't do Groundhog Day which they disdain as a "Hallmark holiday". The groundhogs felt that the man was trying to oppress them
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wasn't laced with LSD but they accused Bob Dylan anyway. Some two decades later this incident would be used to justify the War on Drugs. Dylan was visiting my mum's cat's kingdom
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figured that made it kind of surreal in a way, at least that was his justification, but really Dr. Mandleplot was just trying to get more people to play folding stories with him.
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hen he stuck his finger into a power socket but that made his hair stand up straight like an anime character and chicks love guys who look like they came out of a cartoon. Then he
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My secret name is Sinmineadgazonga, okay?" she said impatiently, "Why is that so hard for you to remember?" The recesses of her mind were silent for once and gave no response. She
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"Being boiled from the inside out stinks," she said. "Yeah, tell me about it," said her friend Ann, who had never experienced any such thing. "I fell into a volcano once," she lied
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nothing but sprats. The Beav' once poisoned Wally's sprats but they didn't air that episode. It put Wally in the hospital, but on the show they pretended he had a tonsil infection.
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deodorant stick. Axe had cornered the market on biscuit-flavored deodorant and Doc Jones got a commission on every stick he prescribed. "Rub some Axe on that," he said, "Axe cures
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Peri would say stuff like "Why did my bird-kind master cross the road?" and then answer her own question with "Who cares? I hope he gets run over." The bird-kind were bad drivers
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those two ever get married, they'll have to take turns wearing the wedding ring (Bilbo only has the one ring to bind them). But Sam was dawdling. He hoped Sauron wasn't seeing this
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thought you might to play Monopoly," I said, shaking the box. Robot Dodos loved Monopoly. The game lasted for 1000 years until we finally decided to give up and play Xbox instead.