Finished Folds (1—8)
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1"oh no, not again". The petunia pattern was a nice touch. The thump of Black Eyed Peas was not.
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1Beautiful. This will make a suitable offering. She poured it into a small pewter vessel. It was originally intended for collecting golf balls, but needs must. To the table.
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2appropriate, thought the observer. This will be a satisfactory test. Reaching into their pocket, a small blue object was extracted. A simple enough device, it will
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1nutrition is such a tricky business. You think you have something, and then the next thing you know you're buying jade eggs and shouting at people outside takeaways. Breathe. This
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2The first few are sort of edible if you salt them well, but after that you really need to start giving them away. If only there was some kind of repository. We could
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3the source; the Grand Nut; the rodent vortex. Sarah shivered; their helium voices a terrible echo of crass commercialism and pre-teen brainwashing. Maybe this is how we
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1grand plan? Is it a plan if you unexpectedly end up in poo? Is there a continent in which poo is managed responsibly? Jänine decided to become an astronaut. They probably have a
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1"You want me to... what?!" "It'll be fine, Dave does it the whole time." "His crazy relatives die all the time?" "... you know, legal stuff." Great-aunt Galdys was "eccentric".