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have too many layers, like a croissant." He stared at me in disbelief and said, "Nadie ha me dice esto antes ahora." I could not believe it. I had no idea what he just said, but it -
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upset with Birdman blasting his now-trashy Cash Money records, combined with the non-stop sneezing. "You should be called Sneezy F Baby," remarked the unprofessional cop who
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in with blonde pickles. "Be gone!" He shouted, and all the Voldemorts outed. The sacred cucumbers was pickled in River Humber, flowing holy water against all dark matters.
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pray to Jehovah, before my life was ova. But when does life end, when my soul still has intent? I pondered the question while praying for salvation.
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went by, his despair grew, until one day, he came across an inspiration transgendered person, named Jorge. Jorge lost his family jewels as well, and decided to live as a woman
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his laptop, opening up his favorite blog, LA-North. However, nothing was ringing any bells. What is music? What is film? What are these words? What does it all mean? Wait, who am I
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giraffe genitals. "Are you sure you're not Elsa from Frozen," replied the other line. The frustrated kid hung up and cried so much his inner tear-well dried up for the day.
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sitting on his buttocks all day reading Walbert T. Figueroa's poetry. Beer in his left hand and sushi on his right, he was the modern day potato couch. Anyway, his phone decided to
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thing I can think of, even with my extensive scientific background. I will send you to a Taoist shaman who will take care of you." The doctor handed the patient a number in Chinese
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that enjoys the limbs of living things." Back and forth he went, until he passed out from exhaust and food poisoning. The dilemnic man exhaled one last breath: "Mama."
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survive this dramatically. She wanted her story to be published on The Blind Times, but it would have to be good, or else they don't even report it. So she decided to do a twist
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scrolling through Twidio's Twitter feed, looking for new music from their miraculous recommendations. They claimed to be the first Twitter "radio", but it was all text-based.
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hear. "I love lettuce," she whispered, "I love spicy cupcakes." Bubba shivered in delight. He could not wait for Thelma to make him those dishes tonight.
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and I flew there like a boss on first-class. When I arrived, I stepped on a nail, so I had to go to the hospital. The nurse turned around, and farted. She thought I was passed out.
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that could utilize my skills, but there was no luck. I decided to leave my house, and take a walk while I tried to clear my mind. I saw my neighbor Bernice, and waved at her. She
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stood by elbows waiting for buspots. When Sally peeled onions, her potatoes cried. The cabbages were trying to send a message. "Shoot," I thought, "my schizophrenia is acting up."
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Mixed with Sprite. And sometimes Jolly Ranchers. Dirty Sprite. Syrup. Sizzurp. I hated him for smelling like that. It brought back memories of when I used to tie towels to my elbow
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no one answered. He checked the screen, and it was his wife... who was laying beside him? Finding the situation bizarre and eerie, he decided to go back to sleep, but then realized
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Everyone stared at me in disbelief. "Um, what are u doing," I heard someone mumbled. My head spun in confusion as I regained my composure & realized that I was flashing back again.
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there was none. So I resorted to my last resort, and began to perform RDX's greatest hit "Bend Ova", and guess what... it was a success!!! The crowd went wild. Unfortunately,