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"1. Jar of Mayonnaise, 2. Tin of Skoal Mint, 3. Loaf of WonderBread, 4. Pair of white ankle socks, 5. Trampoline, 6. -
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Too late, she remembered, as the weed gave her the biggest case of the munchies she'd ever had. She jumped into the crowd searching for a bag of
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made him smile. I think he's just embarrassed by his missing teeth, when he should really be worried about his huge ears and bad nose-picking habit.
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large farm animals. Except when you hit these creatures they actually LIKE it. When I hit that alpaca I thanked my lucky stars for all the time I spent throwing darts at animals.
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They all once staged an intervention and put me on a diet of Swedish Fish and gummy Marine Life, but it just wasn't the same. I had the itch man, and Rosanne was scratching it.
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Rodgers said to me after I handed him my bottle and he drank down my last swallow. Then he pulled down his pants and things got weird.
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in clown school. He'd leave the school after a long session of pinning tails on donkeys and would wonder when he'd meet a lady like
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because I'm a dog and that's pretty normal for dogs to do. Matilda has seen me walk in loads of my own land mines before and she never said a thing. Wait, she's looking at
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It was a long way up, but Brad knew he'd get there eventually. "Just keep looking ahead," he said to himself as he carefully adjusted his
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a grown man trying to crawl through a doggie door. He winced in pain and almost fainted when he thought about how we would explain his condition to his poor, beautiful
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fired violently, and he watched as the detatched hand fell into a fist of fury on the floor, only to relax and open again, revealing a caught bullet. He was no match for this
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and suck it down. It makes for a pretty solid experience, especially if you're in Iceland or some other
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frisbee, will you?" And he started sprinting ahead, then made a sharp turn and looked back. The hippy decided that it would be a good idea to cover him, so he
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I was picked out of millions to be the newest member of Boys II Men as they go back on tour. I gotta go, but I must admit that it's so hard to say
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as the wind picked up and blew off my Elvis wig. I took out my gun and shot in the air, cursing the gods for the loss of my one last feeling of dignity.
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But then again, its design was far superior! There was just something about the way the pages could just fold so easily, I was drawn to it like a
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So instead I flexed my muscles and grunted through it, hoping she wouldn't notice, thank God I
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You have to understand, in the Navy you don't get to see a lot of big butts on a day to day basis, I typically see
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never imagined they'd discover a grape juice stain in the shape of Jesus. They immediately knelt and began
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he was still in the bathroom with the other flight attendant. I sighed as I put a hot towel on my face and looked out