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  up she noticed the beast could smell some bread cooking. He stopped and said

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  scared of the dark. So he lit a match and looked around. He saw a pair of eyes inside the

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  2010-09-09 21:47:39

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  the zombies to think twice about coming in. It's a good thing, since zombies love to eat

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  2010-06-23 00:57:35

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  where the wine flows like beer and all the women flock instinctively like the salmon of Capistrano. That's where I

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  2010-06-23 00:54:52

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  liquor bottle when your dad talks about nipping and needling. "40 ounces to freedom" my mother used to say. She knew

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  2010-06-23 00:52:25

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  the popcorn I heard popping, but then again, who eats popcorn when they're at the bottom of a

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  left foot. He was luckily fast enough to take it out before he passed out, but his friend Noah insisted

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  2010-06-23 00:44:57

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  small children. I'm not saying I'm a good person, but when I hit a kid with a KFC roaster I personally feel

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  2010-05-27 03:20:36

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  Mike Tyson, and he looked pissed. So I ran as fast as I could, but tripped suddenly on what must have been a

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  2010-05-27 03:20:06

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  cursed himself for leaving his underwear on before getting in. Already soaked, he figured what the hell, might as well

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  2010-05-26 03:46:14

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  Nerfherder. If only he knew what Milton was capable of, he'd think twice about treating him like

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  2010-05-24 02:43:35

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  went up to the bush on the side of the road and decided to take a chance. As soon as there was a clearing in people I

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  2010-05-23 21:19:19

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  girl I would call. One of them had a cute face but was kind of chubby. Perfect for a cold night, so I dialed up

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  2010-05-23 19:18:49

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  soon become the chosen one, and that I should expect to meet Eddie Murphy and he would help save me from

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  2010-05-23 19:16:52

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  howl uncontrollably, because they were all fiercely allergic to maple syrup. The birds, however,

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  2010-05-23 19:14:54

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  play spin the bottle. They all sat in a circle but they had no bottle, so they chose to improvise with a

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  2010-05-22 22:01:45

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  an airplane and take their seats. The priest orders a scotch, the rabbi orders a rum, and the yogi asks for

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  2010-05-22 21:58:27

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  that was totally open-mouthed. This disgusted him, because he preferred people who breathed through their noses, but

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  2010-05-22 20:36:36

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  The International Arm Wrestling championships were starting in a couple minutes, and big Joe needed a pick me up, so he

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  2010-05-22 20:34:55

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  Todd put down the weed whacker and picked up the telephone, and that is when it all started. The voice on the other end

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  2010-05-22 20:33:08